(UPDATE: To everyone who went to the SK Forums… you are all my children, with whom I am well pleased. I’m especially pleased with everyone who thought to mention Clan (PP), also known as the Prancing Ponies. That’s some funny shit, man.)
It’s a little ironic, actually… I stayed up late last night writing my own vitriolic rant regarding bitches that can’t stop whining about the weapon they were killed with, and when I go to the site this morning to upload it, Gabe’s got a virtually identical bit. Still, if you want to read my thoughts on this irritating issue, please head to the ranting page on my personal site without delay. I think you will find that although Gabe and I are in agreement on the subject of shitheads, my words are superior, and you will immediately recognize that I am the stronger, more intelligent, and more attractive of the two of us.
Gabe also linked to the Satanic Knights Clan, which was going to be my little treat for you this morning. These chuckleheads actually challenged us to a clan match, despite the exponential difference in our respective scores. We told them to meet us at a given IP address in an hour for the big showdown; but the IP address was for the server we were already on, and then we all just logged off and went to bed. At any rate, I would be delighted if as many of you as possible would register on their shitty forums, and tell them how much hackey-sack sucks. It’s too complex to explain WHY you need to tell them that hackey-sack sucks, you’ll just have to trust me on this one… but I can guarantee the inane rage you will drive them into will make the ordeal more than worth your time.
Last but most certainly not least: I think someone is trying to kill me. I mean it. Exhibit A: The EBX release list for the coming week. Heroes of Might & Magic, Freedom Force, and Jedi “Jesus Fucking Christ” Knight II, all on one week? What the hell am I supposed to do? Even if I broke up with my girlfriend, quit my job, stopped eating and only slept 2 hours a day, I wouldn’t have time to play all these titles. Truly, these are dark times… let the rending of garments and the gnashing of teeth begin!
(PP)Safety Monkey out.