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Tycho

I cannot wholly express to you how much we enjoy the “reader review” sections of websites like Gamers.com or EBWorld, but do let me say that they yield a delicious flavor, like the pulp of ripe fruit.

It’s like going to the zoo.  In any event, we thought we might do our part to elevate the humble stature of the Period among the youth.  The trouble is that I like Gabriel’s renditions of Period, Capital Letter, and Exclamation Point so very, very much that I no longer have any interest in Penny Arcade otherwise.  I love The Period so much (in fact) that I am determined to produce a line of Period urban wear, and so adorned I shall bump with great frequency throughout hoods. 

I got caught up in a project on Wednesday - that’s what I call Dynasty Tactics now, a project - so I wasn’t able to go into Over Easy like I might have wanted to.  No time like the present, I suppose.

The date stamp on the original piece of Over Easy art is December 30th, 1999 - roughly one year after we began Penny Arcade, and only a week or so after we’d completed our Christmas Carol.  We do not regularly work in what we call “the long form,” so the production of even those six holiday pages was outside our experience.  I often joke about how loathsome or how grotesque continuity is, but the reason we tend not to swing like that is because we get bored very easily.  We don’t like being tied to any concept for very long, because we know it is only a matter of time before we would do anything to get out of it.  There are times, however, when we are gripped by a concept, held firm, trapped is another word, and there’s nothing for it but to just do it.

The next project of this type we would actually complete was The Fall Of The House Of Brahe, which we enjoyed very much - but that certainly wasn’t the next idea we’d had.  The date stamp proves it.  Gabriel dreamt that we made a Hong Kong action homage, so I named it “Over Easy” (clearly a take on Woo’s Hard-Boiled), and we imagined that we were going to start on it immediately.  In an alternate universe, we did. 

I don’t think we ever stopped being excited about the prospect, but we started to have these weird legal issues that I’m not terribly interested in discussing with any specificity.  I would, however, like to communicate something very important to those readers who do creative work of any kind, and I use creative in a sense so broad that it includes the production of a sandwich.  You do need a lawyer, and you don’t know shit about contracts.  I know you might think you do, because you’re so fucking smart and everything.  People who write contracts are operating on a level that you can’t even imagine, and just because you know all the words they’re using doesn’t mean you understand their ramifications when they’re all put a certain way.  These people make traps out of words, not just metaphorical traps but real-ass, Goddamned traps that can cinch around you and steal your work and make you never want to write another word so long as you draw breath.   

Ahem.

So, here’s the deal.  We’ll make a page or two of it each month, and anyone who has paid Club dues that month gets it in their e-mail.  I don’t know how many pages it will be total, but I know how it starts, middles, and ends.  It might be a while.  Some months will have extra items like wallpapers based on that month’s events, location sketches, that kind of stuff.  I’m pretty excited about it.

(CW)TB out.

can you guess my name

Tycho

We tried for about three hours to make a strip about the new trailer for the House Of The Dead movie, but we had nothing.  We do not have in us the power to trump its easy, natural humor.  I’m serious, it’s awesome.

(CW)TB

Gabe

I tried to play a little UT 2003 this morning, but I kept running into the same problem. Every Goddamned server I joined this morning had the translocator turned off. I don’t understand why so many servers do this. The TL is one of the things that really makes UT stand out from all the other FPS games out there. So why do so many of you feel the need to play without it? Does it make the game too fast for you? Does its use require a level of strategy that you just can’t comprehend? Did a Translocator kill your Mom?

When I couldn’t play UT this morning I decided to put in the copy of Whacked I picked up yesterday and give it a go. I will be returning it this afternoon and picking up Timesplitters 2. I don’t know what the hell I was thinking.

-Gabe out

Gabe

The girl from Georgia played me weak

I don’t know which is sadder. The fact that he wrote an article about what a dumb shit he is. Or, that his fucking editor ran it.

-Gabe out.

Gabe
Tycho

I’m too distraught about this Tony Hawk 4 thing.

Tony Hawk 3 on the Xbox didn’t support online play, and I wasn’t crazy about that but I came to terms with it.  It simply came out too early to have that feature, there was no infrastructure yet, so whatever.  But no Xbox Live support in Tony four?  Unacceptable.

When they were making Tony Hawk 4, they may have had an Xbox or two around.  They might have seen a scary hole on the back, and like dogs perhaps cocked their heads with fear and mute curiosity.  Let me clear up any lingering mystery:  it’s a network port.  To connect to networks.  Like the Internet.  To play games.  I see that they support the network option on the Playstation 2, which requires seperate hardware altogether.  Pretty classy.

  (CW)TB