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Tycho

A lot of people have been giving Sony Online shit about their new RTS Lords Of EverQuest, but I’m glad somebody finally had the balls to make a medieval real-time strategy game.  There’s really no precedent for it, and I think this kind of initiative needs to be rewarded.

I am not sure if you downloaded the Postal 2 Demo or not, but I kept forgetting to tell you about it even though it is on my mind at some point every day.  The reviews have been a mixed bag, I wasn’t expecting it to perform all that well in that context.  The full game apparently has loading issues that squeeze all the joy from the experience of playing it, so I’m certainly not saying you should rush out and invest in it.  But this demo!  While I don’t want developers to incorporate absolutely everything Running With Scissors did in it, the demo certainly exposes the “open ended gameplay” offered by many games to be a farce.  In Deus Ex, can you pee - I’m sure it would be Nano-Pee, in Deus Ex.  Can you pee on a transient’s head until they throw up?  That’s what I thought.  I didn’t do that, by the way.  The transient thing.  Publicly at least, there are many, many things I didn’t do in this demo.

It hasn’t gotten mentioned because of our dense con schedule, but we do indeed have a Club Gift for this month all lined up.  It’s going to be two pages of Over Easy this time, which will wrap up the first chapter at a good spot.  We’ll figure out if people want us to come back to OE immediately or do something else. 

I’ll be right back in just a little while, I’ll talk about Planetside and stuff.  That sounds pretty good, huh?  I have a note here that says I need to take my kitten to the kitten doctor.

(CW)TB out.

that’s all i’m gonna spend

Tycho

It’s hard to know where exactly Dave Georgeson fits in the Tribes pantheon, which God he represents.  At different times he has been painted as either the savior or despoiler of the franchise, and finding out where the current consensus is on the man would involve braving forums overgrown with human weeds.  I have long been intrigued with Planetside, seeing it running a couple years ago even in an embryonic form was enough to spark an interest that has maintained for years.  I don’t know if it started out being a massively multiplayer Tribes, or if what we are seeing is the Georgeson effect - but in its current form, you will see similarities that will surely warm the heart.

I should hope that as a Penny Arcade reader, you would have at least a passing knowledge of Tribes.  Where games like Duke Nukem 3D gave us unprecedented interactivity, and Quake (as it evolved) made direct Internet play an expectation, what the Tribes series did was offer options - and more options.  Options to get from place to place, a dizzying array of options for personal loadouts.  Options in what maps to play, as maps and many entire mods could be obtained instantly as you joined the server.  Planetside adopts that heritage and runs with it, and even extends the options along new axes - and I will tell you how. 

Here is the basic hook, for those of you who just started being gamers yesterday.  In Planetside, three groups - the Terran Republic, the New Conglomerate, and the Vanu Sovereignty - do battle geographically diverse continents in an attempt to capture useful facilities and eventually entire regions.  So, how do you do that?  Pretty much however you want, and here’s where where part of the RPG and Persistence stuff comes in.  Unlike most Massive games, you don’t choose an explicit class.  You sort of “build” a class out of Certification Points.  You earn BEP (or Battle Experience Points) for doing things like shooting guys and claiming facilities, and these will earn you more “certs” which can be used to customize your character further.  I feared initially that, like most MMORGWHSYG, the player would start out devoid of utility, unable to fire their weapon or something equally ridiculous.  What I found was that I had a fairly healthy number of certifications right off the bat, which were more than enough to create the fairly well-versed medic/mechanic sort of character I wanted to play.  I certainly wasn’t piloting the Galaxies - gargantuan troop transports which can even drop vehicles in a warzone.  Nor was I operating the powerful MAX suits, dangerous servings of battle armor.  They couldn’t they do what I do, either - at least, not at this point in their development.       

You don’t purchase the weapons you need, which is good, because you’re going to die rather a lot.  You stop by equipment terminals - virtually everything is obtained at terminals, even certifications - and simply select the equipment you think you’ll need.  Once you have selected your loadout you can even save it - a la Tribes 2 - and load it up at any terminal.  You can even tuck backup items away in a Locker whose contents are available to you in many areas.  When you die, you can respawn at facilities your team owns, or from special vehicles called Advanced Mobile Stations that can be driven to the front.  If you’re just logging in, you can hop in transports that are sure to be massing in your faction’s base or try the “Instant Action” option, which will place you at a friendly base near a contested area.     

You might be wondering how it actually plays when many people are in close quarters. 

It plays “okay.”

Sometimes it is great, and sometimes it is not so.  Most of the times I play it is good enough, but I do wonder how much better it could actually get before release. 

There are many things I have left out, like Implants (special abilities you can install or remove) and Command Abilities (I have no idea what these are).  This is mainly just to give you a rundown of the basic ideas, you can hit the site, or even apply for the beta if it sounds like they’re doing what you want them to.   

(CW)TB

Tycho

They’ve been slippery on the subject since last year’s E3, and I just got the official word:  Crimson Skies will have Live play on the Xbox, in a healthy smattering of game modes.  I don’t know why they ever considered releasing it without it.

(CW)TB

Gabe

We played Soul Calibur 2 yesterday for about six hours. I would like to play it for another six hours today but I told myself I’d work on Over Easy today. I have two pages I need to finish for our beloved Club PA members and by God I’m going to get at least one of them done today.

My Xbox is acting really fruity lately. It doesn’t appear to like reading my game discs anymore unless I turn the power off and on like six times. I’ve tried cleaning it and that doesn’t seem to do the trick. I even tried blowing on it which always seemed to work for the NES, but doesn’t seem to do shit for the Xbox. I’ve heard of other people having similar problems and I’m curious what you all did to resolve the problem. Do I have to send it in to MS or something?

An advertisement for Metal Slug 5 has been released. No word yet on the actual game but if I were a betting man I’d say you will shoot stuff. In other Metal Slug news, Sony announced that Metal Slug 3 will be hitting the PS2 on May 22 in Japan. PS2 owners should be pretty excited as three is arguably the best of the series. While we are on the subject of the Neo Geo, mine is still dead. I mentioned a while ago that the monitor in my 4 slot Neo Geo arcade machine had gone out. A very nice reader who lived in the area offered to come help me out with it. We got what is called a cap kit for it. Essentially this involved removing and replacing all the capacitors on the main board of the monitor. Apparently this is often enough to bring a dead screen back to life. It was however not enough for mine. He then recommended I send it to Bob Roberts (what a great name) and have him repair it. However, as my luck would have it Mr. Roberts has been retired now for quite some time. So again I ask, if you live in the Seattle area and you can either fix a monitor that is shot or know how to get a new monitor and put that in please, please, please contact me. I need to get my Mark of the Wolves on something fierce.

A lot of you mailed me asking when VGD was gonna get more Freeloaders back in stock and it appears they got some more in yesterday. The Freeloader is a boot disk that allows you to play import games on your GameCube without having to Mod it. I’ve used similar disks on my Dreamcast and Saturn and they work great. They appear to have gotten more copies of Soul Calibur 2 for the GC to go along with them so you might want to head over there if you missed out on it last week.

Those of you who are fans of the Web Comic phenomenon would do well to check out Comixpedia. Unlike most web comic community sites that like to pretend we don’t exist, Comixpedia actually uses the CTS as their icon for the Gaming Comics genre and has even mentioned us in passing once or twice. WOOO!

Oh, and if you wanted to vote for us to win a Webby in the Games category I wouldn’t be mad at you. In fact, if we won maybe we could work out a deal where you get the trophy every other weekend or something.

-Gabe out

Gabe

A few people have suggested that Humor might be a better category for us to win a Webby in. We would be up against the Onion though which would be a tough fight. I think we can do it though. So tell all your friends to vote for us in the Humor category. Remember if we win Tycho will buy you all new cars!

-Gabe out

Gabe

Reading those posts on there about PA is enough to make a guy feel real good about himself. Making comic strips, I can see how a feller’d derive a whole lot a pleasure and satisfaction out of it.

10 points if you get the movie reference.

-Gabe out

Tycho

Man, somebody just suggested in my e-mail that we try for a Webby, and I had this whole speech about why seeking accolades completely misses the point, and we’re only doing it for the kids, like DMX. I sounded really smart, and now I come back to the front page and it’s like a Goddamn Public Television Pledge Drive around here.

(CW)TB

Gabe

If you don’t want it that’s fine. I’ll just keep it at my house. Your house smells anyway and I wouldn’t want our award to get all smelly…you smell.

-Gabe out