This is why we can’t have nice things.
The shirt-hungry hordes have brought our store server to its knees, and no-one can get in. I was initially going to say that everyone whose last name started with A could go now, but it might work better just to say that we have someone who is actually intelligent running the store this time, and if things get low Brad will actually get more shirts, instead of our old plan where we never would. So if you don’t get it today, it’s not like before where you had one chance and that was it.
I apologize for any spelling errors. I typed this on my phone.