Man, I didn’t even know you were trying to grow a beard until you made a big show of pointing at it and sort of looking down. Let’s take your descriptors one by one.
It’s not either of those things. I’ve seen you stroke that single hair over and over, like a bird trying to coax out a worm.
I’m not sure what you meant to accomplish by bringing up my own head - that I’m not a “Hair Expert” or something? That I don’t know it’s secret ways? It certainly seems to elude your chin, maybe there is something mysterious about it after all.