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Gabriel has returned - haunted and harrowed by woodland beasts to be sure, but otherwise ready to accomplish our noble endeavor.  There’s also an odd, stunted conversation between myself and Kara, so there really is something for everyone.

I never went into Scott’s syndication panel very deeply here on the site, though Gabe touched on it a bit, but something kind of interesting happened there not related to our poor behavior that should probably see the light of day: Scott plans to offer PvP to newspapers directly, free of charge.  Personally, I think that is pretty crafty - but that’s not to say it’s like twisting off the cap and getting an Instant Win.  Now he has to work and work and work, something we here at Penny Arcade deplore.  I mean, shit, papers are welcome to Penny Arcade too, if they want it.  I think the one where the obsolete home appliance calls his roommates fairies really has a universal resonance.  The reason I’m bringing all this up though is that the response to Scott’s caper by some syndicated cartoonists is hyper-revealing.

You really do have to go check this thread about it - with the understanding that you are entering a beautiful, untouched, federally protected Ignorance Reserve and should tread lightly.  It is for exactly this reason that I detest forums of all kinds.  They bring human nature into such stark relief that it can be difficult to bear. 

Usually I have to say something ridiculous and then attribute it to another person, but in this case no such prestidigitation is required.  You’re here, this morning, with me - you know that not only are there many, many webcomics, between one and ten for every discrete human endeavor, there are also as many as twenty cartoonists making a living from their wholly owned creative output on the web.  The clear inference one can make is that there are now multiple routes to cartooning “success” - books and long-form stories, syndication in alternative weeklies and newspapers, or a new category - webcomics.  Freely distributed or as part of a premium bundling system like PVComics, it has advantages and disadvantages just like the other mediums.  Currently, one of things that can be tough about it is that you need to invent your own system to support yourself if you want to make it a full time thing.  It’s tough, but it isn’t insurmountable - I see webcomics that haven’t been online for a week with a full range of Cafe Press merchandise and a Paypal donation button.  Four years ago, those things would have been anathema to our medium.  We grew up fast.     

It seems odd to think that a person who is interested in comics as a medium wouldn’t be aware of this surging force, hadn’t heeded the words of the Prophet McCloud (pbuh).  You can see those people in that thread if you like, really take it in.  Now, as in any human population, intellect rides a gradient and there’s certainly a distribution on display.  Some of those people I would be proud to call mentors.  Some claim not to be threatened by Scott’s plan when they plainly are, some claim to be aware of the development of webcomics as a medium when they plainly aren’t.  If you claim, for example, that the best strips in the US are all syndicated, you lose - and if I see you, I will kick your walker and you will fall down the stairs. 

Some people just say the same thing over and over again - how will Scott make money giving away his strip for free?  How will he do it?  They await his failure with delectation.  I have news for those people, these lampreys fucking latched on to the ground down bones of an old order:  Scott Kurtz is already a success.  Idiots.  He has a monthly book through Image, and characters millions of people love.  He can’t fail.  All he can do is remain Awesome.  I know you’re looking forward to seeing another young buck go down.  You go ahead, you ride your fucking corpse to the bottom of the sea.  You can say hi to all the other outmoded exiles from modern life. 

(CW)TB out.

it’s a god damn shame

I’m back

Gabe

@cwgabriel

Monday, August 9 2004 - 7:29 PM

I survived my week in the woods and I feel pretty good. It ended up raining almost the entire time we were there which meant that everyone was stuck indoors. Thankfully I had the wisdom to bring a Gamecube and a PS2. Much of my time at the lake was actually spent inside playing Warioware, Karaoke Revolution and Tales of Symphonia. Pretty much everyone in Kara’s family is an incredibly talented singer. Each and every one of them was born with the ability to hear a song once and then reproduce it almost perfectly. This is not something I can do. It’s not even something I can comprehend. They all got hooked on Karaoke Revolution and battled it out tournament style each night. Kara ended up winning the whole thing by nailing a 100% perfect score on a Nora Jones song. I did a rendition of “I hate everything about you” that I would describe as emotionally charged. It certainly got a laugh out of everyone present and I was asked to repeat it at various points during the week for the benefit of family members who had not heard it yet. This became my signature song and out of respect it was never performed by anyone else again.

Plenty of funny things happened during the week but out of respect for Kara and her very nice family I won’t go into any details here. I will say that I have a brother in law from Chile who speaks very little English and whose favorite movie is Little Orphan Annie. Watching him dance in front of the television, while belting out “Hard Knock Life” in his heavy Chilean accent was a real treat. At one point he lost the tape and spent a few hours franticly searching for it since he had rented it from the library. Someone asked him when it was due back and I suggested that perhaps it was due TOMORROW, TOMORROW! They just love me.

-Gabe out  

PAX update

Gabe

@cwgabriel

Monday, August 9 2004 - 7:48 PM

I have some more PAX announcements to make.

More Exhibitors and more games for you to play!

WB/Monolith:

They will be showing off the new Matrix Online MMO in playable form.

NC Soft:

These guys will have Guildwars in their booth and available for you to play.

I also wanted to thank Nintendo and Sammy for providing a ton of support in the form of prizes. You guys are sweethearts.

If you are under 13 and you will be attending PAX we need you to have your parents sign this waiver and then you need to bring it with you. If you’re over 13 you can sign it yourself and bring it with you. We’ll also have waivers available at the show in case you forget. If you’re under 13 and your parents aren’t coming with you, you’ll need to have them sign it in advance and then staple it to yourself so you don’t forget it.

It’s also important to note that tomorrow is the last day to pre-register and still have a chance at being drawn for the Omegathon. You can still pre-register after tomorrow but we are drawing the names on Wednesday. So if you want a shot at the greatest videogame prize ever assembled in the history of mankind you’d better sign up today.

-Gabe out

I was going to mention Kiko’s new shirts when we got back from the Comic-Con, but they weren’t available just yet - he’s got a cool Gamer Girl baby tee, an RPG themed shirt, and his coin slot inspired 3up.  Hot, hot, and hot.

(CW)TB

I’m downloading Windows XP Service Pack 2 even as we speak, as it hates viruses and worms and buffer exploits and other issues that have sort of become synonymous with the OS.  I’ve had an earlier version on this machine as well as the laptop Gabe and I share - one of the more overt changes is to the control panels for using Wi-Fi, I think you’ll probably like that.  Big Firewall changes, too.  You can look at the release notes yourself while it downloads, but I found the review over at the Supersite for Windows to be more than adequate.

There is also a torrent out there to get a hold of the service pack, just read about that over at Boingboing.net, actually.

(CW)TB