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Tycho

I’m packing up to fly to a California studio where Gabriel’s
hideous creation will be birthed, no doubt there is an ancient
prophecy that details all the particulars, though I suppose technically those would constitute spoilers.  In the meantime, I dropped
a couple random pages from his “great work” on the webserver for you to ridicule.
Updates should continue according to the usual interval, and if
there’s Internet in the sheetmetal hovel provided by the production
company I’ll post as I can.

Alright, I know enough about Guild Wars to discuss it now.

Something I cannot stress enough is that you can play it for a very long time, very long, without actually arriving at the real game.  Because there is nothing to distinguish the “training period” from the “real deal,” you will - as I did - form opinions about Guild Wars that don’t have any bearing on the actual flow of play.

I suppose even that admission is a spoiler of sorts, but I’m mentioning it because before the switch I referred to I really wasn’t feeling it.  It’s my opinion that the starting areas aren’t anywhere near as fun as where you end up - they aren’t challenging, the “lewt” is below par, and I wasn’t terribly engaged by the setting.  I’d imagine there are people who, imagining sixty or seventy hours of that stretching out before them, might decide that there were (perhaps) more judicious time investments.  Perhaps those people are named Gabriel, though they might not have used the word “judicious” when they described their experience to me.  It’s simply a fact that I am willing to work at a game in the hopes of an eventual payout, let me direct you to my PC heritage, and there’s a very good discussion to have about whether or not there should be a toil element in our electronic diversions.  We’ll talk about it on AIM! }:o) 

I was shocked to see Gamespot’s 9.2 review of the game, though it seems like they’re just handing that shit out these days.  The reality, however, is that if the smoking hot Greg Kasavin played it with some guys from the office, earning levels and abilities, eventually culminating in some kind of epic player versus player matchup, the score just isn’t that surprising.  Once you get off the bunny hill and mount the shuddering chairlift to Death Mountain, you start to understand what they’re getting at. 

Combat is extremely fast-paced in Guild Wars.  A ten second buff lasts an eternity.  Things go to hell quickly.  They can be redeemed just as fast.  So if you’ve heard the words MMO and Guild Wars together, it creates a kind of mental template which you imagine will define certain elements of the experience, and then a warrior caves in your skull with a maul.  The immediacy of it is intense and strangely addictive.  I’m curious to see how long I will maintain this level of enthusiasm.  My guess is shortly after the banners come down. 

Perspiration became evident on my brow when I read that Mage Knight would finally arrive in digital form.  Of course, because my madness refracts real events, I had supposed the game in question would leverage the simple, elegant combat system utilized by all Wizkids’ click-base games - perhaps ultimately clearing a path for other click franchises to end up in simulations of their own.  That’s actually not what this is.  It’s some kind of action RPG thing, and it’s being developed by the company that made Iron Phoenix, which means that it has about the same chance of being a good game as the disc its printed on spinning its own cocoon and emerging a butterfly.

(CW)TB out.

it’s not like i owe him money

Tycho

PSP Vault just popped up a Hot Shots Save, and in record time - it’s not complete yet, give this anonymous gamer some time, but the save gots four courses, two mirror versions, and a bunch of adorable accessories.

I love unlocking things, don’t get me wrong, but God dammit when I buy a game with multiplayer features I basically expect to leverage those features in a non-crippled fashion from the moment I spin up your expensive game.  If you want me to unlock different scarfs or whatever, fine.  If you want me to unlock bonus courses or tracks, hey, whatever.  But let us utilize the social functionality out the gate.  Wipeout did it right - a handful of tracks upfront.  That’s some olive branch shit.

(CW)TB

Gabe

I just wanted to take a second and address some of the casting rumors that are circulating all over the net with regard to the imminent DRDTB movie. I saw a couple articles over at Aint it Cool News saying that Burt Reynolds had been chosen for the role and I can assure that’s not true. I think Smokey and the Bandit is the number one best movie ever made, followed closely by Smokey and the Bandit part II- The Bandit Rides Again. However, when Burt auditioned for the lead role in DRDTB he just didn’t have the same fire in his belly that I saw back in 1977.  Then I heard that Tom Cruise had mentioned in an interview with Vanity Fair last month that the role was his. It’s true that we looked at Tom for the part but we decided to pass on him after he showed up drunk and proceeded to stumble and slur his way through his audition. In the end we settled on an actor that I had been pushing for since day one. Donnie Wahlberg will be playing the part of Dr. Raven Darktalon Blood and you heard it here first. I told the studio I wanted him because of his stellar work in “Boomtown” but honestly I’m just a huge New Kids fan.

NKOTB for ever!

-Gabe out :o:

Tycho

Stormy has bleak premonitions about a grim High-Definition Apartheid in the coming generation of consoles - it’s the first time I’ve ever heard this position enunciated.

(CW)TB

Tycho

I’m trying to maintain this cynical…  thing, I guess, about Guild Wars and it’s just not working.  I’m completely charmed by it.

(CW)TB

Gabe

My Xbox Live friends list has been full for a long time. I’ve realized
though that I never see half the people online and the other half just
play Halo 2, which is just as good as never being online. So I’ve
cleaned out my list and I want to fill it back up with people who play
Splinter Cell. So if you’re into Chaos Theory and you play more than
once a year go ahead and send me an invite. My tag is just Gabe.

-Gabe out :o: