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Friday, October 21 2005 - 4:30 AM
by: Tycho
Been playing a fair bit of Shadow Of The Colossus, and while numbers high in the available range reflect some portions of my time with it I would not describe the texture of my experience as uniform. The experience has sometimes been less than satisfactory for the colossi also, as I'm sure you can imagine.

A game made entirely of breathtaking boss battles is not unwelcome, to be sure. That's unorthodox. What's more, the "bosses" and your interactions with them are almost certainly exhilarating, when Shadow's camera is accurately displaying game events. As the game continues, you become more and more familiar with the somewhat strange control scheme set before you. It isn't that they're commands you're unfamiliar with - for example, you don't press the triangle button to drink a glass of milk or something. They just never feel quite natural. It's exaggerated by a sometimes wayward camera and a willful steed. I understand why things are the way they are, size disparities are pretty much what the game is about and the fact needs to be emphasized at all times. If platforming this awkward and weird were in any other game, I wouldn't tolerate it.

In the same way that Blitz: The League is an an acerbic appraisal of the NFL, Shadow of the Colossus feels like an indictment of gaming as usual in many ways. There are elements of the story that are ambiguous from the outset, not because the story is being told poorly but because the situation you find yourself in and the powers you come into contact with are not drawn with absolute clarity. So while you go through the ordinary motions that we associate with videogames - discern objective, eradicate opposition, return for reward - you're engaged in a series of acts whose moral virtue is by no means assured. The supposed hero is assaulting majestic, sometimes docile, sometimes curious, sometimes sleeping creatures. They're almost all portrayed in a sympathetic light at some point, and it's hard not to feel disgusted at times for iterating Hollow Game Mechanic X by rote without any sense of the moral spectrum the acts inhabit.

The game needs to be seen by every conscious organism on planet Earth. And if that means that you must play it in order to do so, that is your cross to bear. I'm being facetious. Well, I'm being a little facetious. Thus far, the frustration has not been outweighed by the allure.

(CW)TB out.

in your warm and darkened grave


Gabe
oh nos it's teh feds!
Friday, October 21 2005 - 11:14 AM
by: Gabe
For the latest development in Jacks ongoing battle with sanity you should check out gamepolitics.com. He is apparently trying to sick the “Feds” on us now. I’m not sure how he imagines we are extorting him. We are not demanding he pay the $10,000 to charity. In fact we paid it for him. Case closed end of story. In my mind we were finished with him.

Apparently many of you took it upon yourselves to send some extremely well thought out complaints to the Florida Bar. I have a feeling that might explain Jack's most recent attack on us. I want to stress that I don’t think anymore mails need to be sent to the FBA. I feel like by now they understand what the situation is.

He can send these silly letters from hell to breakfast but all they amount to his a bunch of legal dry humping. He’s not actually going to accomplish anything with these faxes and they really don’t have the intended effect on us. That is to say we are not scared. This will become another funny story for us to tell at conventions just like American Greetings, eFront or Kiwi Publishing. Again I’ll tell you guys not to worry about us. We have absolutely top notch legal representation. Should Jack actually decide to come after us we’re quite prepared. Until then he’s more than welcome to send ridiculous faxes to any uninterested third party he wants.

-Gabe out


Gabe
Gameskins FTW!
Friday, October 21 2005 - 11:17 AM
by: Gabe
In case you missed it with all the Jack nonsense I wanted to point out that we have finally joined forces with Gameskins. Not unlike Voltron we have formed the head while Kiko has formed the uh…shirt making part. Using his advanced design skills we will conquer the evil robeast army and ...hmm ... it kind of fell apart there. Here’s the skinny. Kiko is officially a part of team Penny Arcade now. You can find his incredible shirt designs in our ThinkGeek store. Together we will rule the universe. To celebrate he’s having a fire sale at his site, it’s a very “everything must go” situation. Obviously we’re hitting his store pretty hard but we’ll keep mentioning it until all his current stock is gone.

-Gabe out


Tycho
Oh Shit Man
Friday, October 21 2005 - 2:11 PM
by: Tycho
First the police, then the FBI, and now The Justice League.

(CW)TB


Tycho
Anoddah Shoit
Friday, October 21 2005 - 2:48 PM
by: Tycho
I keep pushing shirts on you, and I apologize, but this one isn't ours.

When Jack says mean things about people who play games and want to defend the passtime, he does it in one of two ways: playing the victim, he will sometimes suggest that he is not, in fact, a "pixelated pinata." I wasn't aware that idea had gained any traction. Nothing about the man strikes me as particularly festive.

The second way is to suggest that people who play games are seized by a kind of madness, driven to become "pixelantes," which I assume is like vigilante. As much as I don't want to give him credit for anything, it's kind of a fun neologism.

Anyhow, StraightLoop.com made what I think is a cool design based on it, and they're donating the proceeds generated by it directly to Child's Play. Pretty cool.

(CW)TB


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