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Tycho

I Have The Power

Friday, December 16 2005 - 7:58 AM
by: Tycho
As an encyclopedia, Wikipedia has some issues.  As a model of how and where distributed intellect fails, it's almost shockingly comprehensive. 

When we were first considering making Epic Legends Of The Hierarchs available as a publically manageable satirical metanarrative, we dropped the basic timeline on Wikipedia because I liked the way their software went about things.  Of course, a phalanx of pedants leapt into action almost immediately to scour - from the sacred corpus of their data - our revolting fancruft

That's okay with me.  I wasn't aware they thought they were making a real encyclopedia for big people at the time, and if I had, I'd have sought out one of the many other free solutions.  I had seen the unbelievably detailed He-Man and Pokémon entries and assumed - like any rational person would - that Pokémaniacs were largely at the rudder of the institution.

I am almost certain that - while they prune their deep mine of trivia - they believe themselves to be engaged in the unfolding of humanity's Greatest Working. 

Reponses to criticism of Wikipedia go something like this:  the first is usually a paean to that pure democracy which is the project's noble fundament.  If I don't like it, why don't I go edit it myself?  To which I reply:  because I don't have time to babysit the Internet.   Hardly anyone does.  If they do, it isn't exactly a compliment. 

Any persistent idiot can obliterate your contributions.  The fact of the matter is that all sources of information are not of equal value, and I don't know how or when it became impolitic to suggest it.  In opposition to the spirit of Wikipedia, I believe there is such a thing as expertise.

The second response is:  the collaborative nature of the apparatus means that the right data tends to emerge, ultimately, even if there is turmoil temporarily as dichotomous viewpoints violently intersect.  To which I reply:  that does not inspire confidence.  In fact, it makes the whole effort even more ridiculous.  What you've proposed is a kind of quantum encyclopedia, where genuine data both exists and doesn't exist depending on the precise moment I rely upon your discordant fucking mob for my information.

(CW)TB out.

i'm not sorry if i do detest you
Gabe

Two things

Friday, December 16 2005 - 8:20 AM
by: Gabe

All eight pages of our Prince of Persia comic are now online. The script is by Tycho the drawings are by me and the colors are by Joe Pekar. Let me know what you think.

The Child’s Play website has been updated to with our new grand total for toys and gifts so far. We’ve reached the $420,000 mark if you can believe that. I think we have a good shot at cracking half a million dollars this year.

-Gabe out

Tycho

Rise of Legends

Friday, December 16 2005 - 12:24 PM
by: Tycho

Rise of Nations was a great game, but if you were flipping through screenshots seeking out some new addiction it wouldn't have stood out - you'd get the impression that you had played "that game" before.

It's hard to dismiss Rise of Legends in the same way.  Big Huge Games could probably have put out another Rise of Nations in the same vein and done alright, but instead they chose to go completely batshit insane and I think we're all the better for it.

(CW)TB
Tycho

Moichandize

Friday, December 16 2005 - 1:20 PM
by: Tycho
Shirts bearing the Goldfarmer, Aggro, /spit, and Dupe designs all just hit the store in sizes I am told suit "the ladies."

I don't know if it is important to you, but I have seen this sort of warning at other comics:  Monday is the cut-off date for two day shipping, and Wednesday is the cutoff date for overnight.  Please internalize this deep wisdom.

(CW)TB