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Tycho

It hasn’t become official policy, yet.  But with Gabriel’s afternoon whiled away with kids’ movie tie-in title Surf’s Up - followed by a raucous Pokemon Tournament that saw his Monferno victorious - well, it would be easy to come away with that impression.  It’s a dangerous genre, games for young people, as it’s practically defined by cramped budgets and shoehorned licenses.  It is also much more unassuming, much lighter fare, and doesn’t delight in abusing the player as more "sophisticated" games do.  I suppose that has its own appeal.   

I recently went through a similar process, finding that beneath Pokemon’s chirping munchkins and classic grind structure was an elemental candyland of strategic delights.  I wondered to what extent my own bigotries about specific genres (or intended audiences) was actually deflecting enjoyment.  To this end, I purchased Yu-Gi-Oh! Spirit Caller for the DS in an effort to unearth my inner tween.  It didn’t stick, but not because it was bad - it’s because I could see myself reflected in the top screen, eyes wild, brow already damp with the onset of Card Fever.  I understood the appeal.  Indeed, I understood well it enough to eject the cartridge.   

If I expect to detest or enjoy a demo, I almost always grab it - the rewards either way are simply too great.  If it’s as good as I hoped, or much better, I’m richly rewarded.  If it’s miserable, then I can preen and feel smug!  It’s a great system that has, thus far, delivered powerful results.  I’m trying to get better about securing demos that I don’t have a strong opinion about, which is to say most demos, but I was paid in full by Blacksite which has only encouraged this policy.     

There’s another class of demo, though, one I am afraid to download.  Addiction is rarely a concern, on account of the blessedly limited content.  But there are certain games that have hooks I like or ideas I find so appealing that I want them to persist in a perfect, hypothetical realm.  Overlord is like this. 

I downloaded the demo because I couldn’t bear it anymore - I simply needed confirmation one way or the other.  You have probably heard it before, but we’re talking about Pikmin mingled with Dungeon Keeper - where instead of marshaling plantlings, you call to your side little devils and scour the countryside for chunks of your ruined, evil tower.  Behind all this lurks character upgrades and out in front stands writing which I’m prepared to call quite good.  I’ve been avoiding coverage on purpose, so intense was my desire, so firm the grip of fear upon my heart.  If you’re trying to beat Nintendo at its own game, that’s a challenge; and if you’re trying to write "ironic evil" dialogue and keep it fresh, you’re compounding that challenge.  I’ll be damned if they haven’t taken a good run at it.     

The demo is out for both PC and 360 at this very moment, a gig or so on each, and it deserves your appraisal.  The camera doesn’t work the way you think it will, because the right stick classically used for this porpoise is given over to direct control of your minions. Give it time, and I suspect you will derive a joy not unlike my own.   

(CW)TB out. 

Tycho

When I’m on the fence about advertising a game, I just don’t do it - but this is a case where the fence I was on had another fence on top of it, and I was sitting on that one.

Essentially, I’m not sure if we want to advertise for Casinos.  Actually, I’m fairly certain we don’t.   But Skill City isn’t a Casino exactly,  since it’s not based on games of chance, though it does allow you to play games similar to Tetris or Puzzle Fighter or Bookworm for money.  You don’t have to - you can also play their games for free, or for the game’s internal currency.  In any case, I turned down the ads - but at the same time it seems like the sort of thing some readers may be interested in.  I imagine that as time passes, we’ll see more original games like Antskrieg hit the service, but for now there are many familiar faces. 

(CW)TB
 

Gabe

I get weird mail all the time. I thought this exchange was especially bizarre. Keep in mind I have no fucking clue who this guy is or what he’s talking about.

from: Landon ****
to: gabriel@penny-arcade.com
date: Jun 12, 2007 10:47 PM
subject: hey


FUCK YOU


from: gabriel@penny-arcade.com
to: Landon ****
date: Jun 12, 2007 10:55 PM
subject: Re: hey


no fuck you


from: Landon ****
to: gabriel@penny-arcade.com
date: Jun 12, 2007 11:05 PM
subject: Re:hey


well done.  i absolutely hate you.


from: gabriel@penny-arcade.com
to: Landon ****
date: Jun 12, 2007 11:24 PM
subject: Re: hey


I will cry myself to sleep tonight on a huge pile of money.


from: Landon ****
to: gabriel@penny-arcade.com
date: Jun 12, 2007 11:55 PM
subject: please read and reply to…thanks.


well dude…i’m gonna take what you told me for the truth.  i’m now loggin’
off my buddies account (he didn’t want me to, but he finally left so now i’m
gonna), cuz i want to trust you.  i feel that although you "hacked" my
account, you were the genius who made the program work and were also the
genius who figured out how to make it possible to have a great chance of
getting away with it, lol.  therefore, as a person who respects the shit
outta someone with a brain, i feel that i owe you at LEAST the respect of
trusting you one last time and giving you a chance to show your true worth
by being a man of his word.


again, kudos to you for what you have accomplished.  bill gates should watch
the fuck out for you, lol. you’re a genius…and you definitely are a master
of your work.


Landon (aka Maltidian Versaille in Guild Wars)

(It’s important to understand that at this point I have not had any further correspondence with Mr. Landon)


from: Landon ****
to: gabriel@penny-arcade.com
date: Jun 13, 2007 9:53 AM
subject: Re:hey


well, looks like you didn’t hold up to your end of the deal.
in fact, looks like you stole my friends account, too.
i have your name, e-mail address, AND your IGN.
your ass is done for on guild wars.

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So there you go. When I’m not drawing PA I’m out haxoring accounts in GW.

-Gabe out

Gabe

The Nerdcore rap crew Dual Core just released a new album. You can hit their site and listen to a piece of all seventeen tracks. I highly recommend the song "First One’s Free" and not just because it’s all about Penny Arcade.

-Gabe out