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Tycho

There is a build in Modern Warfare 2 - Tactical Knife, Commando, Marathon, and Lightweight - that we have taken to calling the Witch.  They are so called because this nefarious combination results in half-human abominations that can a) run faster than normal, forever, b) fall without damage, and c) teleport to targets killing them instantly.  If you’re wondering what something like this is doing in a “shooter,” whose name ostensibly delineates the standard mode of interaction, well, let us know what you come up with.  We’re thinking about starting a support group.

Looking at the rest of the game, the knife is designed to be a reset.  Like two misbehaving children, the use of it puts space between the two players, reverting to the optimal ranges of interdiction.  Gears of War offers a similar mode of resolution, but in exchange for your chainsaw kill, you’ve got several seconds of full paralysis while the animation plays out - a few seconds you typically don’t survive.  By contrast, in Modern Warfare 2 - a game which, whatever liberties it took during its narrative, is not actually science fiction - allows players of infinite stamina to teleport and murder people.

The game’s entire knife dialectic exists outside of the game proper.  There are so many ways to make fine adjustments to your damage output with firearms that blades doing what is essentially infinite damage makes the rest of the game look like kabuki.

As mad as I’d like to be at these wicked sorcerers, I can’t be - not really.  All they’ve done is turn the game’s subtext into the focus.  They haven’t modified any binaries.  They’re simply playing the game as delivered.  We lost a single round to these kinds of tactics, and haven’t lost another, but they turn it into some other game I don’t have a lot of interest in.  I wouldn’t like it if a Chaos Marine drop pod landed on Highrise, either.  Actually, that might be okay.

I’ll get back to you.

Don’t forget that in Medal Of Honor: Allied Assault - back when the guys who would found Infinity Ward were still at 2015, Inc - the retail build of the game allowed you to use the single player cheats in online games.  You had to pull down the console and enter in a few words of power, as was customary in those days.  Perhaps this is merely the evolution of that philosophy; a sort of populist, turnkey dominion.

(CW)TB out.

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Gabe

Happy Cyber Monday everyone. I’m told that you guys will be buying all kinds of stuff online today. It just so happens that I sell things online. Maybe we can work something out?

It’s getting colder everyday. Do you have a cozy fleece Merch/fleshreaper hat to keep your warm?

Did you enjoy our black and white robot noir comic Automata? Well then why not purchase the shirt?

Maybe you preferred the fairy-tale world of the Lookouts. Well we’ve got you covered.

What about Jim Darkmagic i hear you shouting. Don’t worry, we’ve got him too!

Need something for the PA fan on your list? How about a set of prints?

Don’t forget you can also order a print of any comic in the archive. Just use the “buy this as a print” button under the comic.

We also still have CTS figures in stock if you need something for your desk.

Looking for something a little classier? Then try our new First Party Polo!

If none of that strikes your fancy, just hit the store, we’ve got loads of stuff for the discerning PA fan on your shopping list.

-Gabe out

P.S. Please buy our stuff.

Gabe

I will usually mention new items when they pop up in the store but I try not to make big buy our stuff posts more than once or twice a year. I made my big Cyber Monday post yesterday and forgot to point out the promotion we had going on. So if you hit the store yesterday you were able to take advantage of our buy 2 shirts get a third shirt for $10. As of midnight last night we changed that. If you check it out today you can try our new promotion. A purchase of $50 or more gets you a $1 poster.

Honestly, I’d be just as happy if you skipped right over the store and sent your money to Child’s Play. That’s what I ask my family to do for me and I’m sure there are plenty of other PA fans who would appreciate a donation made to Child’s Play as their gift this year.

-Gabe out