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Tycho

What is there to say?  What can be said?

With the addition of the sixth floor - something we’ve tried to get in previous years, but were unable to - the flow mechanism of PAX has become incredibly robust.  The sixth floor is, itself, large enough to hold a smaller conference on its own, and in previous years it has done just that for other people.  Now, this floor is turned to our own dark purpose, with multiple, comparatively vast theater rooms, a broad LAN scenario, also other things, but most importantly multiple ways in and out of each, so that the areas that were previously huge bottlenecks now were capped by human release valves every which way, so that the sensation of being trapped prior to slaughter was minimized as one travelled through the show, which…  is good.

A line will always be a line, that is to say, it is inherently not what you wanted to do.  But it need not be purgatorial, and we experimented with Get in Line Games (a team we met out in Pittsburgh) to smooth it out to the extent it is possible to do so.  We received tons of absolutely unsolicited positive feedback, so let’s call this progress.

Friday night, when my energon reserves were at their lowest, I wandered into the main theater for no particular reason.  Shortly thereafter, a few thousand people entered in advance of that night’s show, sealing me in the venue like some ancient king.  I’d hoped to catch the Anamanaguchi show, and now I had no choice but to so, and in the process met a bunch of people I hadn’t really intended to who turned out to be fucking awesome.  I was hoping to catch Metroid Metal as well, since we finally got them out here, and they were up next which struck me as auspicious.  Thinking I might catch a couple songs and then crash, it quickly became clear that I was watching one of the best concerts we’ve ever held at the show.

It’s a good thing I stayed, because it’s probably the last show I’ll be watching in quite awhile.  That’s kind of another story.

I very nearly missed the create a strip panel, but Scott Kurtz filled in until I could make a surprise appearance.  Here are the fruits of said panel, tantalizingly firm and mad with juice.

It has always been the profound irony of the show that we created it because we wanted to attend it, but attending it is (for us) virtually impossible.  Someone asked us in an interview what our relationship to the show actually is, and where Gabriel said hosts, I said ghosts: like creatures perpetually out of phase with living beings, we float from room to room haunting their inhabitants.  Perhaps because the quality of the attendees is so incredible, or perhaps because the Enforcers have so mastered this venue, but I’ve never felt more like an attendee: able to commune authentically, to be a part of the strange organism which manifests there each year.

(CW)TB out.

i am un chien andalusia

Tycho

I.

She had trawled iTunes for the worst sort of music possible to accompany the process, music in quotation marks, “Meditation Trax” where the waveforms of synthetic pan flutes and the built-in Casio drums compete with one another to abrade the tissue of the brain.  She would never choose this kind of music under any other circumstances.  She is buying it because she has to.  This music is appropriate.  Even she resents it.

She is in the car now, holding the seatbelt away from her belly, aware of the extent to which there is no overlap between the sets “car designers” and “pregnant women.”  I’m pushing the speed limit, one, sometimes two miles per hour, and it makes me feel like the tattooed despot of some post-apocalyptic road gang.

Between contractions she has managed to fish out the yoga bullshit from her bag, looks at it, decides against it.  She reaches up to the visor, where the disc holder is strapped, and produces Doolittle.  It is in immediately, and Debaser scours away the surreal fog which has thus far clung to the proceedings.  “Fuck yoga,” she says, when her body allows her to speak.  She looks out the window, shaking her head.  “Goddamned yoga.”

I accelerate to thirty-five miles per hour.

II.

I have always felt that I was too conservative in naming your brother, in naming him comfortably, in giving him a name without sufficient destiny.  I determined that this would not be your fate, Ronia.  You also have a Q, in Quinn, so that when you are forced to append some meaningless form or other with your middle initial, you will deposit a Q thereupon - unleashing it, very nearly unsheathing it, young lady, to dazzle thine enemies.

I need you to be thus armed because I fear your mother and I have played a trick on you; we have brought you to a place where hidden weaponry is sometimes necessary.  In our defense, and I recognize that it may be insufficient, this was the only world available to us.

III.

You are alive; you are alive.  May I be worthy of you.

Gabe

We Just heard of our first test-confirmed swine flu case at the show. PLEASE if you feel symptoms (fever, etc) call your doctor.

-Gabe out

Flight List for those with Confirmed Cases:

Departed Sunday:
Alaska Airlines #664, Seattle to Dallas, Departed Sunday Night
JetBlue #498, Seattle to Boston, Departed Sunday Night
United #958, Seattle to Chicago, Departed Sunday Morning

Departed Monday:
Alaska Airline #12, Seattle to Boston, Departed Monday Morning
American Airlines #1414, Seattle to St. Louis, Departed Sunday Afternoon
American Airlines #1162, St. Louis to Chicago
Delta #1050, Seattle to Atlanta, Departed Monday Morning
Delta #1058, Seattle to Atlanta, Departed Monday Afternoon
Frontier #432, Seattle to Denver, Departed Monday Morning
Horizon #2475, Seattle to Santa Rosa, Departed Monday Afternoon
JetBlue #176, Seattle to New York, Departed Monday Morning
Northwest #154, Seattle to Minneapolis, Departed Monday Super Early morning
Southwest #1221, Seattle to Salt Lake City, Departed Monday Night
United #356, Seattle to Denver, Departed Monday Afternoon
United #416, Denver to Tulsa, Departed Monday Night
United #505, Denver to Albuquerque, Departed Monday Night
US Airways #685, Seattle to Phoenix, Departed Monday Morning
US Airways #156, Phoenix to St. Louis

Departed Tuesday:
Frontier #432, Seattle to Denver, Departed Tuesday Morning
Virgin #755, Seattle to San Francisco, Departed Tuesday Afternoon

Train List for those with Confirmed Cases:

Amtrak Coastal Starlight #11, Seattle to Los Angeles, Departed Monday Morning

The Department of Public Health also asked we link over to this site for more info on H1N1.

There are enough confirmed cases at this point to go ahead and take the necessary precautions if you have the symptoms.