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An old friend.

The last time Sony said supplies of the Playstation 3 were low, the results were hilarious - to say nothing of profitable.  When I saw that sales had again dipped below the 360 in the U.S., there was never any question that this information would need to be contextualized somehow.  It’s not possible that people simply bought less of one than the other, because that’s outside the narrative - the narrative of the returning king, the hooves of his swift steed red with the blood of the interloper.

When I was young, my mother owned a book called “88 Reasons Why the Rapture Could Be in 1988,” whose purpose (and worth as a factual document) you can probably infer.  Along the same line, have you noticed that it is always, always the Year of the Playstation?  It’s been like this for years now, this perpetual imminence, and I’m wondering at what point we can just say that maybe consoles don’t have years, that maybe if they’re good and don’t cost too much people will buy them, or not buy them, as the case may be.  I’m wondering if it is possible to dispense with the crass numerology which has long held our commentariat in such thrall.

It took three nights to get into Bioshock 2 - three nights being a span of time with a bit of poetry to it.  That’s how long I needed to burrow under the preconceptions that clung to every polygon being presented.  You can lose your mind in this pursuit, comparing each pixel to the remembered one from two and a half years ago; this introduction to that, one menagerie to the other.  I’m perfectly aware of these dangers, to the extent that I warned you about them myself, but even with this mantra fully present to the extent of it being almost luminous in the mind I couldn’t shake it.

Three days.

Now I’m playing a videogame which is called Bioshock 2, and I know why it’s called that, but every rendered frame doesn’t lead to paralysis.  Bioshock tried, wherever possible, to drape its mechanics in a contextually sound mantle.  The one with the two at the end inherits that work, but is happy as a general rule to make something that is less a statement than a videogame.  I’m sympathetic to their plight, certainly.  They were charged with making a sequel to a game that is - quite clearly - a satire of the medium and its adherents.  The entertainment software I’ve got here ranges from good to very good.  It lacks, or has done away with, its father’s restless spirit; I’m wondering how much I care.    

(CW)TB out.

how the mind does shout for rest

Gabe

I don’t mean to turn PA into an episode of Kids say the darnedest things but some of you might appreciate this. I was playing Star Wars with my son the other night when he said something funny. Little Gabe is obsessed with Star Wars and so much of our play time involves reenacting the movies. On this particular occasion he was playing the role of the emperor while I was Luke Skywalker. He had seated himself in my computer chair and when he spun around to face me I saw that he had placed a toy Lightsaber on the arm rest. He patted it gently and said “You want this don’t you?” I could not help but laugh at how ridiculous the scene was. This bothered him and he told me not to laugh at him because he was the emperor and he was evil. “Yes I know.” I told him and tried to get my act together but his little angry eyes underneath the hood of his Mickey Mouse sweatshirt made me laugh even more. “I’m bad.” he said and as if to prove it told me “I litter!”

“What?” I asked “What do you mean you litter?” He pushed back his hood and looked at me seriously “Well littering is against the law and the Emperor does all bad things right?” I imagined the Emperor stalking the halls of the Deathstar and munching on a snickers bar. He finishes the last bite and throws the crumpled wrapper over his shoulder. An Imperial Guard bends to snatch it up and the Emperor raises a hand. “Leave it.” he croaks. The guard pauses, his red gloved hand shudders as it hovers over the bit of garbage lying there on the Deathstar’s polished Durasteel floor. The emperor watches the guard’s discomfort with growing satisfaction, a smile creasing his shriveled face. The Guard stands and follows the Emperor away and he can not help but spare a backwards glance at the trash he left behind. With the glance comes a thought, a thought he will never share out-loud but one that shakes him to his very core. “I serve a monster!”

I looked at my son and realized that in his five year old mind there is no gradient to evil. For him, the act of destroying Alderaan and littering are equal. The sort of person who could to one might easily do the other. I smiled at him “Of course he litters son. He litters all the time.” He smiled knowingly and I reached out with the force to summon my Lightsaber.

-Gabe out

Gabe

I just wanted to post a reminder here about our book tour. Starting next week we’ll be hitting up the west coast promoting our new book, The Splendid Magic of Penny Arcade: The 11½ Anniversary Edition. Here’s a complete list of all the locations.

 

Penny Arcade Book Tour Schedule

FEBRUARY 23 – SEATTLE
UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE – 7 PM
4326 University Way Northeast
Seattle, WA

FEBRUARY 24 – SAN MATEO
BELMONT LIBRARY – 7 PM
1110 Alameda De Las Pulgas
Belmont, CA

FEBRUARY 25 – HUNTINGTON BEACH
BARNES & NOBLE – 7 PM
7881 Edinger Ave #110
Huntington Beach, CA

FEBRUARY 26 – LOS ANGELES
MELTDOWN COMICS – 7 PM
7522 Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA

MARCH 26-28 – BOSTON
PAX EAST 2010
*Signing March 28 @ 1:30 PM*
Hynes Convention Center
900 Boylston St
Boston, MA
www.paxsite.com

MARCH 30 – NEW YORK
KINOKUNIYA – 5:30 PM
1073 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY

MARCH 31 – ST. LOUIS
MAD ART GALLERY – 7 PM
2727 South 12th St
St. Louis, MO

-Gabe out