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Tycho

Is it possible for the death of a God to become commonplace?  You may find yourself wondering just this, as you reach the latter hours of God of War.  Is deicide something which may be chewed beyond the point of flavor?  Of texture?

Can it occur with such frequency and seeming nonchalance that godkilling ceases - almost - to be a discrete event?

The correct answer, of course, is who gives a shit.  God of War is about kicking a hellhound through the uprights at the very apex of the big game.  Flashbulbs are exploding everywhere.  A bird catches on fire, mysteriously.  I should emphasize that this bird was not a phoenix, a creature for whom combustion is an expected (even inevitable) phenomenon.  This is a perfectly normal bird, reduced to a sequence of bright frenetic arcs simply because it flew too near God of War III’s explosive stadium atmosphere.

The blood here is so deep that, even standing upright, it marks your chin.

It’s got a couple weird experimental touches, quite welcome, and a nice Portal homage, which secures the Santa Monica Studio in the continuum and greater fraternity of game enthusiasts.  It’s an action game whose puzzles shame games for whom puzzles are their defining characteristic.  It’s a lavish, kingly production, a shocking accomplishment of technology, a kind of engineering cathedral you can inhabit for a few blissful, perfectly shaped hours.

Still, I’d be surprised if you didn’t arrive at the points enunciated in the first two paragraphs at some point during your playthrough.  Some gods get the royal treatment.  Some gods are choked briefly, and then die.  In the end, every entity - divine or otherwise - that appears on the screen at any time is destined to die by your hand.  It was honestly kind of ridiculous after awhile.  You might say that’s a spoiler, but if that wasn’t your supposition from Square One, you may be thinking of a different Kratos.  You might have been thinking of Kratos Monsanto, who works in accounting.

When you have something of God of War’s stature one always girds oneself for the inevitable sequel, but I honestly don’t know how they could get away with this formula again - they’ve very nearly salted the earth.   if they want to go for four - and I’d love to know its contours - they’re gonna have to cast a pretty wide net.

(CW)TB out.

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Gabe

PAX East is this fucking week can you believe it? I can believe it because its been on my calendar for a long time and I think about it a lot.

It might get chilly in Boston and we don’t want your delicate parts to get cold. So we’ve created something we like to call the PAX East Scarf. This is a scarf that will be sold at PAX East. You can wear it to keep you warm if it’s too cold. Here is a picture of what it looks like!

Here is a picture of what it looks like on Solid Snake!

I also need to inform you that there has been a schedule change – the PA: The Series panel has moved from 6 PM on Saturday to 11 AM on Saturday. So if you show up at 6pm and you’re all like “yo where is the PA: The Series Panel?” everyone will laugh at you.

Finally,  If you have any questions about the show, please mail: pax_questions@paxsite.com.

-Gabe out

Gabe

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-Gabe out