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Tycho

When discussing today’s digimal realms, and the dangers which lurk therein, the general response (and one we have relied upon with great frequency and considerable flourish) is to lay the task of pruning an increasingly horrifying world at the foot of the parent.  I’m not saying that this is wrong; who else would do it?  Who else could?  But I can tell you from personal experience that it’s not possible to hermetically shield these organisms.  For one thing, they need oxygen.

The victory condition, the highest goal you can achieve, is to make your children exactly as fucked up as you are.

Every generation believes that they’ve got it worse in some way, and it’s important to resist that idea.  It’s important to establish, though, that we’ve got it way worse.  Some parallels kind of jump out at you: you can graph the line “Moral Panics” from big band to jazz to the comics code to Dungeons and Dragons to rap to vidyagames pretty clearly.  Cultures are allergic to novelty.  My grandfather had no girls, and no cups, and now we’ve got more of both.

My mother would have imagined a harrowing future based on her existing knowledge, and extrapolated from there.  I.e., she would imagine that there would someday be a video that had, let’s say, nine girls and four cups.  Then, she would gird herself for that possibility.  But that’s not how it works: what happens between the time you endure a thing and generate antibodies for that thing is that something infinitely worse begins to drip and leak in the dark, feeding on itself, growing larger thereby.

For example - and I’m just pulling the top card off the deck - an international, virtually unregulated data network accessible through virtually any modern computer might be developed.

Just as, like, an example.

On a warez copy of Killing Game Show, I found a HAM mode image of a woman that was my constant companion for the next three years.  Gabriel went to the store and bought a copy of Netscape from a software retailer that no longer exists, and the first thing he searched for was “boobs.”  “I wasn’t thinking,” he told me later.  “If I’d had my head on,” he suggested over a hot plate of Kay’s, “I would have typed vaginas.”

(CW)TB out.

hard hard har har har hard

Gabe

I’ve talked before about the way advertising works being a little different on PA. Tycho and I have to approve any ads that you see here on the site. For games that are still a long ways off we try and get early builds. For existing games one of us always checks it out first. We try very hard to make sure that we’re showing you stuff that’s actually worth checking out. We also do the Penny Arcade presents projects. That includes things like the Assassins Creed pre-order poster, or the Dragon Age comics. One thing we don’t do is sell space in the actual comic strip or the news post. That means that when you see a bunch of comics about League of Legends it is because we are playing it every night and having a blast, not because we got a check.

So now we actually have some LOL ads on the site and I could not be happier about it. In all honestly Riot could have sat back and let us keep making strips and posts about their game for weeks for free and I would not blame them. We’ve actually had companies in the past tell us that they don’t want to buy ads because we talk about their game already on the site. So I want to say a big thanks to Riot and I’d like to ask you guys to click on the ads and go check out LOL. It’s a free game so you’ve got nothing to lose.

-Gabe out

Gabe
Tycho

I don’t mean that I just dug a new trench or something.  Strip!  It just occurred to me that there are new Trenches strips on every day that begins with T.  If you’d like a less fanciful method of tracking updates, of course we do have a feed available.

I mean, what site launches without a feed?

(CW)TB