I was talking about how you could upgrade your original Polo a couple days ago, and said you should just cut out the logo from the front of the shirt as a proof of purchase. This was mainly because it seemed way cheaper than shipping us the whole shirt! But if you really want to send us the whole shirt, that’s no problem; we will make sure it passes into a new stage of life with grace and dignity. This is actually something that will happen! We will really do that. It’s not like when your dad tells you that your dog lives on a farm now or some shit when he’s actually buried under the new driveway.
That got dark; it got dark quick. This is why you shouldn’t have me do the merchandise announcements, guys!!!