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Nintendo’s online offerings prior to the Wii U have been…  online offerings, I guess you might say.  Literal interpretations.  We can tell now that they were not full attempts, and it’s clear, because when they actually try to do it it looks like this.

The “Theme Park” metaphor leveraged in NintendoLand is purposeful - that’s what they think it should be like to interact with people online.  It should be like Disneyland.  Everyone is there to have fun, and fun is in ready supply.  But it must be guarded jealously, like a jewel; it requires secret police and strong image recognition software and constant vigilance to strain the cocks out of the public soup.

I almost wish that - similar to one of Riot’s initiatives - we could be party to it.  I have enough obsession and compulsion to dig into moderation at the molecular level, and would probably find such an activity more relaxing than playing a game.  There’s always going to be things that need to be kicked over to the Powers That Be but when I see something like this, something pruned and tucked just so, my strongest urge is to prune and tuck also.

Since the advent of Xbox Live Parties, by which I mean the actual party functionality, I haven’t been verbally abused once - I start a party, by reflex, even when I’m playing a single player game.  There was a moment last night, trying to fill out a foursome for Spartan Ops, where I had neglected to start one and was exposed to the caustic and howling nether.  It’s something I resolved forthwith.  It’s fashionable to talk about who is being abused in these scenarios, and apply integer “scandal” values to each, but the reality is that it happens to everyone all the time and nobody likes it.  We have created an elaborate sociomechanical device which is not currently and may not in its present form be capable of serving its creators in any humane way.  Xbox Live is legendary for being vile, and has been virtually since its inception.  So you’ll forgive me, I hope, if I find today’s timely horror a little theatrical.

What differentiates Nintendo’s approach - and this is the fascinating bit, given its contemporaries - is that they focus on the experience people are having, and use that metric to judge the quality of it.  They see the content of this commons as their responsibility, because people associate the things that happen there directly with the product.  The service is not some haunted wood out back, whose unaccountable evil is announced with makeshift signs.  Nintendo didn’t wait for the world to change; they decided to go the other way ‘round.   

(CW)TB out.

gaudete, gaudete christus est natus

Gabe

If you are hungry for holiday deals but you don’t want to die at a Walmart, might I suggest the Penny Arcade store? We have kicked things up a notch this year and I’m sure you’ll find something for yourself or that special nerd in your life.

Before we go into the new stuff let me tell you about our reward levels. We have two reward levels. depending on the level you will get a different reward.

Rewards and Levels:
If you spend $30 or more, you get a free Penny Arcade Greeting Card, based on the middle panel to this comic.

If you spend $60 or more, you get a free 11x18 cardstock print of our Keep Calm Respawn Image (Random Color will be chosen, Red or Green)

If you spend $90 or more, you get the first of our Pinny Arcade line, the Merch Pin! We have really big plans for Pinny Arcade and this is the only way to get the Merch pin besides trading for it later.

And here’s all of our new stuff for the holiday.

PETO Tee

Men’s | Women’s

Assassin’s Steed Tee/Hoodie

Men’s | Women’s | Hoodie

Agree With Me Tee/Hoodie

Men’s | Women’s | Hoodie

Feywild Tee

Men’s | Women’s Coming Soon

Brickcraft Tee

Men’s | Women’s

First Party v1.0 Hardcover Notebook Set

The Last Christmas Board Book

Merch/Fleshreaper Hat (back in stock)

Penny Arcade 8 Book Set

As you can see we really went all out this year. I spent yesterday with my family both my real one and my Penny Arcade one. I can tell you that all of us are extremely thankful for the lives you’ve given us. We get to do what we love with people we love every day and it doesn’t get any better than that. I hope you take a look at the stuff we’ve made for you this year and find a few things you like.

-Gabe out