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Tycho / 2 days ago

It's fun to sit on ice. The original plan, hazily enunciated, was to have Robert, Mike, and myself all enter the same abattoir and have them done all at once, like what happens when there is a Salon Excursion where ladies might roll deep and nails are buffed to a gleam. The number of participants is really the only commonality, now that I think of it. The Venn Diagram is very sparse in the middle; there is only a tiny sliver of conceptual overlap, vanishingly small. Steam removed a…

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Tycho / 4 days ago

"Ripped from the headlines" is what we call a strip that actually deals with our own, real shit. Technically speaking, even when they're buried beneath irony and voiced by interlopers, it's still our shit. I suppose it depends on the mix of fact and embroidery of said fact. To mercifully bisect a short story threatening to be a long one, this is about as real as it gets. I'll tell you all about it on Friday. It was a thing. I spent a lot of time sitting this weekend sitting on ice and…

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