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Gabe / on Wed, Feb 23 2005 at 2:00 pm
Today is the birthday of Rupert Holmes, the man responsible for the second greatest song ever written. His song “Escape” also known as “The Pina Colada Song” is a work of genius.
If you’re curious, the best song ever written is “Fast Car” by Tracy Chapman.
Patting myself on the back
I’m a very good driver
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