This year’s Dickerdoodle contest was awesome. You guys are a sick bunch of fuckers. Choosing a top three was no easy task but I’ve finally done it.
First Place goes to Breanne!
I have looked at this image probably a hundred times and I still laugh. Something about the expression on the cat’s face just kills me. It’s like he’s not trying to show off or boast. This is his massive dong and you just need to deal with it. If you can’t come to terms with his giant shlong that’s your problem not his.
Second Place goes to Robert!
There is just something magical about this photo. There’s an authenticity of emotion present that is both terrifying and beautiful.
Third place goes to Zach!
This little play deserves a slow standing ovation followed by the wiping away of a single tear. Brilliant.
I will be sending out a prize package to each of these winners in the next few days.
I received nearly three hundred entries this year. I’ve narrowed that down to around thirty of my favorites, and I’ll be putting up a gallery shortly. Thanks to everyone who entered this year, you guys never cease to amaze me with your depravity.