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Tycho / 15 minutes ago

We were at Cold Stone Creamery, a realm of some reknown in our clan, and after an extended discussion of Tinder every one of the glossy lures on their walls inherited an erotic context.  I don’t entirely know how a “Tinder for Cakes” would work exactly, but I don’t care, it doesn’t matter, and not having it is what’s holding back our evolution as a species.

I saw a lot of stuff at PAX that I still haven’t written about, because September was the most fraught month on record.  The sixth floor typically represents a bizarre mix of stuff; I even met Notch up there a couple years ago.  This year Greater Than Games was posted up right next to the PAX 10 which was right by Labratory, a nanoscale game foundry I’ve been meaning to tell you about anyway.  BUT!

On the way to that room, I saw a little booth upon whose televisions leapt a princess and her doting fiance, except I didn’t recognize either of them, and when something has eluded my ravens I always lean in close.  Developers can feel as much as see this lean.  They know that every sensing device I have is flooding their hard work with coherent r-beams, and they lean back toward me.  I was glad of it, too, because it looked so rad.  I make things too, very simple, small things, but interaction is often orthagonal and frankly unwelcome in my deal so those who would court this force fascinate me.

The game he was showing is called Chariot.  You can play it solo - like Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light - but, like Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light, I can’t imagine why you would.  It’s really a (couch) co-operative physics puzzler about hauling a fussy, hypochondriac ghost-king to his final resting place.  Look at this fucking trailer!  That’s precisely what I want.  You can buy it right now on PS4, but for some inexplicable reason it’s the October Gold Freebie on Xbox One even though it just came out.  I’m not going to complain.

(CW)TB out.

Gabe / 20 hours ago

If you missed it…

You can watch our entire Shadow of Mordor stream right here. As you can see we had a lot of fun playing this one. I was especially impressed with the Nemesis system. It made the game feel incredibly alive. Anyway, it’s out now so if what we’re playing looks like fun you can just go grab it.

-Gabe out

PAX Contest!

We’re running a contest this week and you could win PAX passes to one of our upcoming shows! It’s a fill-in-the-word-balloons contest using the following 3 strips:

(just pick one)

(click on the thumbnails to get the high-res artwork)

Thematically, in celebration of PAX Aus, (PAX Aus is October 31st - November 2nd) the entry must be “Australia or New Zealand” themed.

We will take a look at all the entries and pick our favorites. Winners will receive a pair of weekend badges to any ONE PAX in the next 12 months. So that’s Aus 2014, South 2015, East 2015, or Prime 2015.

There is no limit on entries, however, the deadline is Tuesday, October 7th at midnight.

To enter, submit your JPEGs to [email protected]


-Gabe out

Tycho / 2 days ago

Gotham is just a weird show.

One of the problems at the corner of Becoming Decrepit and Being A Creator is that when someone attempts the functionally impossible and fails to accomplish it I’m sorta like, “Well, yeah” but I don’t get too mad.  Understand that I don’t mean “impossible” to mean “can’t be done.”  I have done several things over the course of my incarnation as an Internet Demigod which I would have considered impossible.  I use “impossible” more like a success threshold in a roleplaying game.  It’s a big roll, but it’s still a roll.  There’s also an Impossible Girl, obviously.  Every other value of impossible is more or less a function of time.  You are literally reading these words on an impossible device.

So, making the show they are making right now is Impossible in that sense, and righting the ship is also Impossible, but stranger things have happened; I know a lot of Agents of SHIELD fans who are pretty happy these days.  I think the show could be much better if they allowed it to develop an identity as an excellent procedural with an amazing backdrop as opposed to a place where novel references are always swanning around.  It’s always hard (“impossible”) to set the slider on that.  But it’s got to be set.  It has to be stable before you can start adding weight.

I’m not a comics nerd; this was proven most recently, perhaps, by my inability to parse the alternate Earths of the Marvel Universe.  I like them but I sort of eat around the core; I rely on the kindness of strangers and the occasional random success to figure out what I like.  But Alias and Powers have really good ideas about how to portray characters who exist on the fringe of comic universes, what it’s like for a regular person to be set against them.  I’m not super surprised Sony picked it up Powers for a series.  But if you want another take on how to do Gotham specifically, like, this specific show, I really liked Gotham Central.  When they first announced it, I assumed this is was what they were doing.  It never did super well as a comic as I understand it, but the procedural “form” has a very strong tradition on television, and we live now in an era where things that were leprous fringe culture are morphing into Prime Time fare.  I would love to talk about what that means, sometime - when one person’s culture becomes another person’s hobby.  I’ll give it a decade or so, and get back to you.

(CW)TB out.

The Top 3 Games I Played This Weekend.

I played a lot of games this weekend. I got an early code for the new Smash Bros. on 3DS and had a hard time putting it down. I’ve always enjoyed Smash although I’ve never been especially good at it. I can’t believe how good this portable version looks and plays. I burned through some of the single player content and unlocked five or six new characters. Then I decided to try out the online play. The only people playing right now are in Japan but still my games were incredibly smooth. There’s so much stuff packed into this game that sometimes it can be hard deciding how/what to play. That’s honestly the worst thing I can think to say about it.

I also hit level 20 in Destiny over the weekend. I think I’m the only person in the office who likes this game. I forced Dabe and Kiko to play it with me last week and I don’t think they have any desire to come back. I was trying to figure out why I enjoy playing it and I think it comes down to this. Destiny is very easy to pick up and play. It’s comfortable and relaxing and I find myself playing it at night usually before I go to bed. I’ll often do a couple missions in Destiny to sort of wind down after a stressful evening of League of Legends. The rest of the family is in bed, I turn off the lights, put my headphones on and just sort of chill out until it’s time to hit the sack. Like I said, I only just now hit level 20 so I’m not exactly tearing through the content. I would describe my Destiny play as leisurely.

My wife and I also wrapped up the Avengers play set in the new Disney Infinity. I’m not sure how many hours it took us all together but it felt on the short side to me. There’s still a bunch of challenges and collectables to keep us coming back but the main storyline is finished. We ended up starting the Spider Man play set and choosing some new superheroes to play as. I was a little nervous when she grabbed Spider Man that I’d be stuck with someone boring but I have to say Iron Fist is really fun. They have really done a great job of making each character feel fun and unique.

After reading some reviews I’m even more excited for our Shadow of Mordor live stream today. This is a new type of Penny Arcade presents project. Essentially it’s going to be Tycho and I on a couch with Michael de Plater from Monolith.  We’ll be playing through a bit of the game and chatting with folks in the stream.  It starts at 2:30 Pacific time and you can watch it right here on my Twitch channel.

-Gabe out

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