We have some new shirts available over at our store. You can now join the dark brotherhood of the shadowy Obsidian Spur, or show your allegiance to the Kansas City Hotsteppers. You can also secure a spot in hell for yourself with our “Jesus is F’ing Metal” shirt. The material is guaranteed not to tear or stretch even when your mouth is filled with stinging bees and hot tar is poured into your ass.
You will also find a shit ton of other Penny Arcade related merchandise in our store. It’s the perfect gift for the reclusive, game obsessed prick in your family.