Penny Arcade

I got home from Australia yesterday in something like a Cordyceps infected state, maddened but somehow also lethargic, too dry in some places while unforgivably rank and greasy elsewhere. When I get down to the very bottom of my reserves, I'm lucky to have a level of consciousness that is up to most of the things society asks of us with virtually no resource requirements. It just handles it. My actual self, the one that writes these, just has to float in a sac and gain strength. The…

I've been trying to take more time to draw for fun recently and here is the result. I'm 100% hooked on Destiny again and it feels great to be back on the moon kicking ass. If you've been away for a while I recommend jumping back in and giving Shadowkeep a try. -Gabe out

This was the fortieth PAX, which means it was my fortieth PAX. A couple things about that. First, I think I've never actually written out or maybe even said "fortierth" before. It sure as shit doesn't look like "fortieth." It looks like it says "for Teeth." I don't think I like that. Second, Kiko and I are now the only people who have been to every PAX. They can't mint anymore of us. Because every PAX started in a different year, I haven't had a robust way of keeping track of my score -…

You aren't going to believe this, every neuron in your brain will shriek at the revelation. But we live on a sphere(!!!). I thought I was the only one having a hard time with some of this stuff, so I asked Kiko to perform some feat of chrono-cognition for me. He's my rock, but he couldn't map time appropriately either. He just sat down slowly, with his hand on his knees, shaking his head as though he were remembering "the war." So I'm just gonna do my post now, while I'm thinking of it. …