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Tycho / 2 days ago

My flights were cancelled many, many times, both on the way into hashtag PAX South and out; while I was writing today’s strip I learned that I’d lost the reservation I’d made to account for the previously lost reservation.  It flipped several times during the next hour until I was able to get a flight that would work - sort of - provided I could get there in the next twenty minutes with my wife and moist larvae in tow.

Traffic generally might have been an issue, but there was essentially nobody in San Antonio that would willingly drive anywhere because the same weather that fucked up the skies as a mode of travel was busy fucking the Earth also.  I’m from Spokane, where the extreme distance from the Face of God creates an oppressive, preternatural cold; sleet can make every window of your car opaque in seconds.  Everybody still gets home somehow.  Rain was hitting the road down there, individual drops, and they collaborated in the formation of an impromptus ice rink.  From the hotel to the airport, I saw five cars.  This is not an exaggeration for effect.  We were were one of the five cars.  Our cabbie crossed himself as we hit the on-ramp.

There’s around six hours of Acquisitions Incorporated games out of PAX South in total, currently all available in Twitch in smaller pieces, but we’ll get it all up soon in the other formats you expect.  The main takeaways are that Saturday’s AcqInc game is apparently the best one, and the Acquisitions Incorporated: The “C” Team game - the premiere of Season 2 - has inaugurated the next chapter of that story.  It continues Next Wednesday, 4-7pm PST every week.

It didn’t really hit me until I was on stage saying it, but we’ve delivered four PAX Shows in five months - five, if you count PAX Dev.  I don’t think that this is something just anybody can pull off, and I’m not complimenting myself there.  I’m recognizing the efforts of the people I work with at Penny Arcade and the unstoppable Enforcer corps that enables “conventions” that move beyond “events” and into the realm of true cultural practice.  That’s not something we can do - it’s only something we can try to enable.  It’s something - as I have said before - you bring with you.  I’m at the part after PAX where the disconnection from the hive is most keenly felt; I suspect I’m not alone in it.

(CW)TB out.

Tycho / 4 days ago

I’ll talk to Gabe later about changing the first i to a capital I, but since it’s in the original script I suspect it’s gonna have to be something I do myself with tools I fashion from wood and stone.  Sometimes I can convince Kiko to do it in secret.  I might be getting him in trouble, there.

I have to admit that I’ve been quite startled by the viewership on Twitch for a few recent events, but this is what happens when a piece of content floods a new viewership into the platform.  When I saw the OWL running on Wed - didn’t see the new one on account of PAX - it was consistently over three hundred thousand viewers.  Then again, notorious digital satan loltyler1 had around that, and he is a single person with no shirt on.  The times we’re living in are fucked and if somebody claims an ability to reckon the future of this, they can’t.  Not really.

My fascination with these numbers continued when I heard that Critical Role - a D&D show, but of course you know that - had over a hundred thousand live viewers.  That’s a much, much bigger audience than I thought existed for the form.

I’ve spent most of the morning trying to figure out how to get home because my flights out of San Antonio were cancelled, a fact made somewhat more complicated by the fact that I’ve got Brenna and the Larvae here.  We had canceled flights on the way in also, if you’ll recall.  Everything around the show was whatever the opposite of a candy shell is.  Everything in the show was delicious nougat.

PAX South was a PAX - and it was the most recent PAX, which means it is also the best.  That is the ancient law we are all bound to.  I don’t know that I’ve ever had a Saturday like this one - virtually every minute from the time I hit the show was spoken for, so I might have been difficult to find if you didn’t make it to the Pin Trading or the Acq Inc signing.  And I was on two - fully two! - Acquisitions Incorporated shows, which you can find here on the PAX Twitch archive.  And there’s no Acquisitions Incorporated: The “C” Team this week because we’re coming back, but the week after you can tune in for luxurious new episodes on our own channel every Wednesday, from 4-7pm PST.

I want to give a shoutout to Omeganaut Rugpisser, who is by this point a core part of the PAX South mythos, having come in second place at every PAX South Omegathon.  We threw him and Cookie Mom of the hallowed Cookie Brigade into Hidden Path’s Brass Tactics, a VR RTS, and it was fun to watch Gabe be delighted by it - I love that team, and I’ve been keeping up with the development.  It was futuristic “af.”  But it was finally time for Rugpisser and his yellow-robed acolytes to have their time in the sun, and he pulled it off with aplomb.

(CW)TB out.

Tycho / 1 week ago

I think it’s kind of funny to be doing Division strips this long after the fact, but that’s where we’re at.  A PAX is typically sufficient to break the habit for a game, ironic though that may be; there’s a kind of radius around the shows that absorbs all conscious attention.

I hope it doesn’t happen this time, but if anything I’ve been more intrigued since I hit the level cap.  I don’t know the last time that happened in a game of this sort.  There are multiple endgame activities with distinct contours, and a couple with their own levelling structures altogether.  My current armor set reloads any weapon I switch away from, and since I use light machineguns with custom clips, each of which holds over two hundred shots, I never reload - there’s just a slight pause every couple hundred rounds.  We call this Operation Infinite Fire.  It’s no longer a stream of individual bullets and is closer to a coherent beam.  But because set pieces can drop at any level of quality, good upgrades are always around the corner, even if I like what I’ve built.

So I’m always worried about breaking the habit - and in a game like this, letting people down because I’ve allowed myself to get outpaced gear-wise by the group.  I think the hooks are in pretty deep, though.  I mean, look at that last paragraph.  Motherfucker sounds like a crazy person.

The last couple days have been exciting, in quotes.  My connecting flight to San Antonio was cancelled, and the standbys fell through, so I’m writing this in a Dallas hotel Thursday night with an early morning flight into San Antonio which should technically be in time for the show.  I have the family with me, too; if you see a redhead at the show somewhere, there’s a good chance that they are either my wife or someone whose manufacture I directly participated in.  The Three Day passes are gone, but there are a few individual day passes still available.

(CW)TB out.

Tycho / 1 week ago

The vaunted Overwatch League manifests later today, five or so hours after I post this.  I’ve been spending all my time trying to reclaim New York from the ravages of a manufactured disease and also from man who is the real monster, so this is the most Overwatchy I’ve been in a while.

We occasionally do an event at PAX shows called For The Watch, in fact, the first one we ever did was for Overwatch.  It “looks” like eSports in the same way that Strip Search “looked” like a typical reality show.  It’s not meant to be serious in any way, shape, or form - and it’s still a mass of interrelated moving pieces that all somehow scoot themselves closer to entropy.  I am scared for them.  I don’t expect anything bad to happen, but if it did?  That would be the expected outcome.

It’s one of those things where if everybody is doing what they’re supposed to and they have a profound run of luck and they avert crisis after crisis we’ll never even know; I’m going to offer up whatever the Atheist equivalent of a prayer is for them.  Maybe that’s what this paragraph is.

If a town was gonna have a team, though, in the “new meta” where publishers found their own global leagues, it seems like Seattle would be right in the fucking mix.  This is “extremely our shit.”  We’d be good at it.  We even like Soccer here - that’s how kooky and off-kilter we are.  There’s nothing we like more than appearing to be open minded.

      Let us know.  We’re the town in the upper left, kinda.

(CW)TB out.

Tycho / 2 weeks ago

I knew that there was one Paul Brother, because he got in trouble a few months ago for heaping expensive furniture into a pool and then setting it on fire.  When Yoda said “there is another,” that was ultimately an expression of hope and joy.  This is a situation where there is another except it’s not the best.

I have the privilege - I think that is the term - to not care very much about what these psychopaths get up to.  They are Gods of a structure that’s completely parallel to my life.  So when I say I’m not even mad, I’m really not.  It’s authentically funny to compare my “numbers” after twenty years with his numbers!  But I’ve had more success than I’m comfortable with, frankly.  I think it’s a caustic phenomenon and it’s only gotten more dangerous.  The rewards are profound until you’re annihilated, and the Global Opprobrium Engine has enabled a kind of public execution of such terrible swiftness that it defies conception.  Except… it seems like he’s doing better than ever?  These things function well when the same agency is in control of the punishments and the rewards, but it seems like they’ve mostly been decoupled now.  It can be difficult to discern who holds your leash.

I think that if you make that kind of money when you are young, though, life becomes very abstract.  You can see it in the work; it’s completely unmoored.  I have some experience with that, and, arguably, ran aground on it; having young people in your house watch everything you do has been a needed corrective.  Being married to someone who doesn’t take shit is a corrective.  I have nothing but pity for a person who succeeds to the degree that they become unaccountable.  It doesn’t strike me as an especially human state of affairs.

(CW)TB out.




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