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Tycho / 44 minutes ago

I don't know much about Titanfall 2 yet, other than the fact that it is clearly a romance. In my travels I often encounter subcultures or representatives of subcultures with unique avenues of titillation. I don't have the receptors for this, I literally feel nothing when I picture it, but I have to imagine that being enveloped inside a steel man is probably doin' something for somebody. I'm sure for them it's like, "God damn. Finally." And then they press and hold the Square or X button…

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Tycho / 2 days ago

I really like the Nintendo Switch commercial, which places me at odds with Mr. Gob Dobolina, who derives from it only shame and the sense, the unavoidable sense, that the meat in his chest keeping him alive has a shelf date, like all other meat. As stated: I like the commercial. There are many stories presented, and you are supposed to intersect with one or more of them, but I'm a grown man who plays games in the dark and I'm in there somewhere. Typically the story that gets told about…

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Gabe / 2 days ago

The Surface Studio!

If you have not heard already, Microsoft just announced a new device called the Surface Studio. It’s essentially a Surface computer for your desktop. From what I understand, you can go to any Microsoft store today and actually play with one. It’s a big beautiful screen on this slick armature that lets you adjust it from a normal monitor to something more like a drafting table for drawing on. I get questions about Surface devices and drawing all the time and I am sure this one will be no…

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Tycho / 4 days ago

There is a quote from George R. R. Martin on the cover of Dinosaur Knights, which is the second volume of what may or may not be called the Dinosaur Lords trilogy. Here is the quote: It's like a cross between Jurassic Park and Game of Thrones. - George R. R. Martin except generally, cover quotes traffic in something you might consider laudatory. This doesn't sound like praise, even! It's a spartan statement of fact, like I'll take the number three. With Canadian back bacon ham, yes. I…

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