The sucker in this strip is actually me; I can't go to shit like this anymore because if I see an earnest motherfucker operating a micro-cidery from inside of a haunted-ass dumpster, I'm going to buy as many reclaimed cat skulls full of cider as they have on hand. I have been to every PAX, so I am not unfamiliar with crowds; I was at PAX 2006, at the Meydenbauer Center, when the crowds became a single organism and began to worship a ball. It was scary, as it is whenever one is present at the…
Jesus Christ. I thought for sure that as an "introductory class," they'd be taking it easy on us; that they would be incentivized to trick us into thinking it was something we were capable of. So that we would, like, come back. I learned something very important. They do not care if you come back. These mothertruckers only care about jumping over boxes and shit. I was there with my son, and I had imagined a universe where I sorta thought the two of us would be doing parkour, but at a…
One sees this configuration - a German hyperknight, who acts as an energy carapace for a sentient gun person - with great frequency. Occasionally, the hyperknight might provide shell services for a mechanically inclined Swedish dwarf. Similar result. Obviously there's ways to crack it. You have to be mindful, though; you can't get into that mindset where you're just in a mad rush to line up for the squeeze chute, which for myself and others who are also bad and dumb is just sorta how you…
Flatev is like a Keurig, but instead of squeezing out an opaque, coffee-adjacent ichor, it microbakes tiny corn disks. That's sort of the form factor, now: tools for living, contained within deployable ammunition. In this case, you know, Tortilla Bullets. Maybe not just tortillas always, though. Maybe other things our species desperately needs. I spent most of the weekend testing out an interesting PC configuration for VR, which really means I fucked around for hours and…
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Aftermarket
I have had tons of Star Wars ships for awhile, but nobody to play with really; they sit beautifully on the shelf, LIKE MY DREAMS. Is that too much? Is it the…
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Optimal
This is only for the comic! I play Roadhog or Torbjörn, unless we're doing well and I feel comfortable experimenting - Soldier 76 and Reinhardt are both robust ships of the…
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Instagram
A little while back I started using Instagram again. I've been posting lots of sketches and WIP stuff. If you like seeing the behind the scenes stuff and watching comics come…
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