Penny Arcade

When Rito announced a couple years back that they were going to do everything, literally everything, all the time, I was like, "Damn, that's a lot of things." You're trying to beat CS and Hearthstone and Street Fighter and also, like, Dota again somehow, which is sorta funny because this last one kinda brings the company full circle. The next few paragraphs should be about how pride cometh before a fall. You know? It should be about how they tried to do way too much shit way out of…

I ended up having two separate Thanksgivings; It's not really Thanksgiving in my house unless it culminates in a cathedral of rich bones I can morph into a week's worth of dinners. I go into all that in the Club PA strip that drops tomorrow, but in any event we discovered the endgame strats for Thanksgiving and it involves doing major surgery on a bird. Because I am abreast of all the hottest trends, and my familiarity with the clock app is profound, I knew that the way our fathers…

The Child’s Play Charity dinner auction has gone virtual again this year and that means you can pick up some tickets and bid on cool stuff from the comfort of your own home. The auction will be on December 2nd this year and I’ve got a sneak peek at some of the items you can get your hands on.  Here's a prototype of the Thornwatch game we made a a few years ago. Lord Saldin's Helmet!   Tons of Gunpla. Original acrylic paintings by someone who loves Kris Straub…

At first, I thought Ridley Scott was laying the blame for his movie's failure at the door of milliners - hardworking folk whose craft is plied to the delight of the head and scalp. But no! No. It was instead placed on the brow of that oft maligned cadre, The Millennial, whose disinterest in the schemes of their boomer forebears is well known. Sometimes when there is an article about a director's incredible take-smithing, I can go and read it and - as is my doom - understand what they…