Penny Arcade

I'm playing it now too, trying to put in enough time to access the multiplayer, where I can only assume the trap is truly set. Because this whole first part is basically like somebody forgot to tell them they were making a freemium game - you see the lure so often you become inured to it. The elemental systems are old school JRPG brain snacks. He's played it for God knows how long at this point, not spending a dime, and Not Spending A Dime while Getting Maximum Time out of it seems to…

It's sometimes the case that Jerry and I create jokes and then you guys help us embellish them. The greatest example of this I believe is the Epic Legends of the Hierarchs: The Elemenstor Saga. Jerry and I cooked up the name of this setting and gave a few examples such as Grimm Shado. We also claimed that this made up fantasy BS was a rich IP that spanned decades and included books, cartoons and all sorts of amazing stuff. The Penny Arcade audience then went completely bat shit and created…

I would love to tell you about Genshin Impact, a pretty, gacha MMO thing which I have seen called Breath of the Weeb. Well, one time. On my Twitter. Not by me! I don't have a special word for a person who likes long pillows. But yes, I would like to tell you about it, but it has been downloading and failing to download, and being restarted) for a full day now and it's at 80%. I'm glad I paid for the good fiber. All I really know about it is that it looks like a cartoon and when I…

The comic is true, I did switch phones because I wanted to try out Game Pass streaming. I bought a couple different controller options and my favorite is by far the Razer Kishi.  This is a really slick little device that essentially turns your phone into a Switch. The two sides of the controller split apart but remain connected via a flexible strap that sits behind your phone once it has locked into the USB C port in the right hand controller. Once your phone is tucked in there the entire…