You aren't going to believe this, every neuron in your brain will shriek at the revelation. But we live on a sphere(!!!). I thought I was the only one having a hard time with some of this stuff, so I asked Kiko to perform some feat of chrono-cognition for me. He's my rock, but he couldn't map time appropriately either. He just sat down slowly, with his hand on his knees, shaking his head as though he were remembering "the war."

Gabe mentioned it during a Q&A at PAX West, I think it was during the Make A Strip panel, but when he's stuck somewhere he has a very particular way of narrating the experience in his mind. It's an intoxicating format and I'd like to focus on it exclusively from now on, but in the time it took me to type that sentence out I no longer think so. I'm glad we did it this time, though.

Someday I will return to the land down under but until then, know that I am there with you in spirit. Some say that wherever two or more are gathered to play games...I am with them. That's not true obviously. For those of you who can go to PAX Australia, here's all the great stuff we made that you can buy!

I think it was when I heard Watch The Stove that I started to really get it. The cadre I'm ostensibly in, Generation X, was notoriously resistant to traditional advertising - but God damn. Once we got on, we've brought a kind of sinister genius to the field. It's pretty anime, when you think about it. We were asymptomatic carriers.

Of course, Shadowkeep comes out right when I'm about to travel for an entire day, but what I've played the last few nights is showing me things I wanted to know from the jump. Gabe stayed home to go hard on it, he's at something like 890 Light, right up against the soft cap - it's delivering meaningful content to him regularly. But I put "meaningful content" as a link, so maybe something else is happening there also. But if you've stuck around with Destiny for awhile, you're gonna see some shit, and it's not gonna take long to see it. Plus Eris Morn is back, the Dark Daria of the setting has returned to haunt the lunchroom of the Moon.

I head out Monday for PAX Aus, and when you leave Monday for PAX Aus you actually arrive on Wednesday. I'm sure that I say that every year, I'm not even going to check. I'll never get used to it. I can look directly at the time it is in another part of the world and disbelieve it. I'm sure I've said that too. Last year I did the posts like twelve hours in advance because I didn't trust anything. Surprisingly, having reality perpetually called into question does not hamper my enjoyment of said trip.

I heard an interview with Untitled Goose Game creators House House on NPR. Blink 182 co-signed the Goose at TwitchCon. Does… does that mean it's over? Has it reached the end of its life cycle and released it spores or something? Is it even okay to talk about anymore. The Goose, as geese are wont to do, has ranged far afield of the Monastery and has inserted its ample beak firmly into the greater culture. But here, while we can still see its wings outstretch'd on the horizon, let us praise this malevolent, chaotic force.

PAX Aus is fast approaching, and with it - as though upon the wings of angels - comes this show's deliciously arranged Pin Post. Behold!

You have the ability to make a particular Switch the main Switch in a family, Switch Prime if you will, and Gabe made his new Lite the locus of that power. The thinking is probably that the machine with the dock attached to the TV is most likely to have Wireless Fi? Maybe? Even though that never kept it particularly tethered before? Or he really just likes the new form factor, the feel, which is hard to argue with. It's nice. Can't stream it, but that's only a concern for a vanishingly small cadre.

Now available for purchase. It is VERY CUTE.

Even though he understands perfectly well that Ad Astra has spaceships in it, he's still invested his weekend leisure dollar elsewhere. I keep trying to reverse engineer some kind of portent out of it.

I did a search for E3 Leaks, to get something I could put in the post about their recently exposed presentation about the future of the event, but the article that came up first was about another, different leak. Generally speaking the "dunks" on this presentation refer to some of the language used, and that's the ground we cover in the strip. It's hilarious, but it also feels weird to read, which is why it's travelled so far. But the idea that they want to add life to the show by actively recognizing the texture of the moment we live in isn't wrong.

Because I spend so much time thinking about Theranos, I must have thought that Gabe did as well, even though that's not how thinking works and every moment of our union would have indicated otherwise. For my part, I think about it a lot.

The first roleplaying game I ever got Mike to play - this was back in high school, so at a much less amenable point of orientation toward the Table - was Mage: The Ascension. Yes, that's correct. I started a neophyte player with a game about the interplay of philosophy, belief, and magic, which is to say, I pushed him head-first into the deep-end of an empty pool. That's kinda my move.

I stopped playing mobile games that weren't by Nintendo when it became clear that most games on phones don't actually function under the circumstances you want them most, or when I do at least, which is on planes. I've had this policy for a while now and I've been well served by it. Even games you wouldn't think would necessarily be stymied by a lack of data join this dark fraternity of useless lures.