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Gabriel misunderstanding things is one of our most profound genres; I should make up a keyword based on this propensity and begin utilizing its subtle power.

Tim Sweeney fascinates me; he is an endless source of activity and interest. He is always whipping out a tendril of some kind at this or that - he doesn't like that Steam identifies works made with AI, referring to it as a Scarlet Letter, which it is. It's whatever the opposite of an Organic sticker is. And it makes sense why he wouldn't like it - I've heard our designers talking about how AI tools are enmeshed now through their industry standard software, and now Gmail literally tries to write my emails for me. I saw a video for the newest Unreal technology that involved typing prompts into it so it would draw over the work you did, and then you'd have to draw over that work and fix it. So, yes. If using Unreal is synonymous with AI, a big sticker that says so isn't gonna be super welcome. Luckily, they just remembered that they have their own store recently and are gonna work on it.

Tim Sweeney fascinates me; he is an endless source of activity and interest. He is always whipping out a tendril of some kind at this or that - he doesn't like that Steam identifies works made with AI, referring to it as a Scarlet Letter, which it is. It's whatever the opposite of an Organic sticker is. And it makes sense why he wouldn't like it - I've heard our designers talking about how AI tools are enmeshed now through their industry standard software, and now Gmail literally tries to write my emails for me. I saw a video for the newest Unreal technology that involved typing prompts into it so it would draw over the work you did, and then you'd have to draw over that work and fix it. So, yes. If using Unreal is synonymous with AI, a big sticker that says so isn't gonna be super welcome. Luckily, they just remembered that they have their own store recently and are gonna work on it.

The primary way I interact with Warhammer these days is through fiction and videogames - which I'm sure works just fine for them. New versions of the flagship game, Warhammer 40,000, come out fairly frequently I would say - and with them comes a host of rule changes, changes for how armies are constructed, and changes to what your models do - up to and including exile. 11th Edition just came out, and I've looked at it and looked at it; you can look at it too. I wonder who outgrew who; the conservative rule shifts and terror of their own fanbase makes the game feel inert. And it's gotten so expensive that I'm considering going elsewhere for rules and printing my own models out of poison.

Gabe is losing his shit over Adventures of Elliot, which was not a sure thing, because there are two versions of the demo and only one of them lets you continue from where you left off in the retail version. I'll leave it to you to guess which one he had, and the theft of several hours would ordinarily be a dealbreaker but it charmed the pants off him. Technically his pants sublimated, moving directly to a gaseous form without first passing through a liquid state.

I try to be as much of a moving target for social media algos as I can, battering it with strange data; the best guess TikTok could possibly make is that I'm an ancient moth with zymurgical inclinations who works part-time as a welder. At least, that's what I thought. Somewhere in that hostile nonsense it managed to constellate a route from point A to point B and put my whole deal into stark relief. I am someone who likes robots that turn into shit, and vice-versa. I was under the impression that Transformers ruled the roost - by and large a metaphorical roost, but I assume Swoop has a literal aerie in addition to the rhetorical one. But there's a whole industry now around making things not as they were, but as you remember them. Sorcerous.

Apple TV is fascinating. It doesn't have a super deep roster, but it has a weirdly high ratio of absolutely must watch shit. I got some free Apple TV when I got an iPad a few Christmases ago, and ended up hooked on For All Mankind - then let it lapse, and now my three favorite shows are all from there. It goes Severance, Pluribus, and now Widow's Bay. They don't seem to be able to produce on any kind of schedule, but then, I don't think they're even trying to. This is exactly what a modern leviathan should be doing with its bulging coffers. As a young man, I was told that Campbell's Chunky Soup was said to eat like a meal. These are shows that watch like books, that benefit very clearly from study.

It's very textbook stuff; now that the game festivals are over, now that the charm offensive has been executed more or less flawlessly and there's no more juice to squeeze from it, it's time to produce an incredibly large cartoon knife from nowhere and move to the next phase.

We had an opportunity to dip back into the List of the Forgotten, as we had already detailed the perfidy of Niantic Spatial in full. The current list is constantly being added to, and so release from this obligation may never truly arrive. Currently it stands as follows, if you would like a sort of preview:

Fruit Fucker
The food court dragon
Rex Ready
L. H. Franzibald
CTS
Twisp & Catsby
Jim
K-Reazy

"Tag urself," etc.

I really want to make this year’s Child’s Play dinner auction the best that we have ever had and to do that I am asking for your help and I am asking for it early! 

I had seen a post from Kris Straub - whom I call Krasp - about… Well, I'll just embed it.

new stage discovered beyond end-stage capitalism

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— Kris Straub (كريس) (@krisstraub.com) June 12, 2026 at 9:36 AM

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Morak wasn't sure he wanted to discuss the scourge of "bisexual lighting," because he didn't want to glorify the assertion. His other contention was that it might simply be rage-bait, and he was hesitant to be baited into rage. I'm open to these ideas, certainly. Let's deal with the second one first: I think it's incredibly silly stuff. And what's more, rage-bait has a way of becoming canonized, calcified, because the revolution must always act at the edge - the frontier - where experimental rhetoric bakes into ideology. Whether it's meant authentically or not, goofball adherents have already internalized it. It's simply a premonition of some future battle. As for the first contention, that we don't want to inadvertently glorify it, well, you tell me. I'd be surprised if it did!

I loved Masters of the Universe so much that I had to do some fan art yesterday. I shared it over on my Bluesky but wanted to make sure it got posted here as well. 

I saw He-Man shit at other kids' houses, but like a lot of the eighties it simply wasn't allowed in my house. Even The Smurfs were considered a monstrous affront - not only the sorcerer Gargamel, but the "demonic" Smurfs used magic as well! My mother had a book called Turmoil In The Toybox which she used as a kind cultural baleen to winnow the (sacred) wheat from the (profane) chaff, because sometimes you gotta look really really hard at toys in order to figure out why they're bad and that's why it's somebody's full-time job. You might think My Little Pony is about horse dolls, but what these wanton mares actually do is seize daughters nationwide and corrupt them into hellbound sluts.