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God dammit! We only wrote the strip yesterday, and now wicked men have revealed all. Look what Wario64 has posted!

Mp1st report: New Divinity Trademark Uncovered as New Icon Matches Statue https://t.co/z6D8dFtjuH pic.twitter.com/KQltlluXvs

— Wario64 (@Wario64) December 9, 2025

I wish I could muster authentic surprise, but it is Wario we're talking about: an individual whose inverted virtues (and occasional forays into ill-fated entrepreneurial schemes) place him against mankind and perhaps history itself as a base and prolific villain.

We usually write the strip on Discord, and so it came to pass that while we were doing so Discord wanted to remind me that I had been using Discord with their "Checkpoint," which is a kind of Wrapped. There are all these different wrappeds and they're wrappin' up all these crazy kinds of shit.

The Child’s Play dinner auction last Friday was an incredible night!. During the dinner we showed a new video all about the Game Tech positions Child’s Play has been funding all over the world. Trust me when I tell you that this video is an incredible way to start your week. Grab some tissues for the tears and check out the amazing video below!

One of the many things I am planning to do this weekend, and we'll see what percentage of these things get accomplished, but playing Metroid in the dark sounds real, real good. I'm up to my ass in some kind of discourse about it, there's a talky guy who is or isn't a big deal depending on who you talk to, or… it's ugly? It looks like a PS3 game? That's just what I read. When you become a connoisseur like me, a man of taste and culture installed in the hierarchy of elite sense-making institutions, you start fetishizing a nice HDR implementation over raw triangles. I can't expect you to understand, face down in that ditch, playing Fuck, Marry, Kill but the choice matrix consists of three different rats.