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Gabe / on Fri, Sep 20 2002 at 4:00 pm

bitch bitch bitch

In response to the argument that Blizzard is alienating it’s mainly PC fan base with its move to consoles I have this to say: Shut up you retard.  It’s not like Starcraft: Ghost is only going to be available on the moon. You don’t need a fucking spaceship to play it. It’s for consoles, they sell them in stores for God sakes. Stores by you probably!  Don’t tell me you can’t afford one either. We both know you just paid four hundred bucks for that brand new GeForce 4. It’s not like scraping together a hundred and fifty bucks to buy a console is going to kill you. And don’t give me that bullshit about not wanting to buy a console for one game. If you don’t have at least one console by now you’re missing out on a lot more than just StarCraft: Ghost my friend. I understand that your PC is cool and that half life was a great game but if you don’t own a console you are missing out on hundreds of great games every year. Role playing games, fighters, platform games, shooters God the list of amazing games you will never play is fucking endless. The PS2 alone is practically a necessity for anyone who considers themselves a fan of electronic entertainment. They should be dropping the fucking things out of airplanes over war torn Afghanistan along with flour and water. It’s a basic goddamned human need. If you don’t have one by now it’s nobody’s fault but your own.

-Gabe out

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