Yeah, he neglected to mention that he sends me pictures from that thing all the time, presumably to remind me that I don’t have one - “This is me at Nintendo, having fun. This is me at a stoplight, my ringtones are the best.” I haven’t said anything about it recently, because I can’t think of a way to write it that doesn’t sound like I’m giving Danger a blowjob.
They’re out up here now, apparently. Would I pay forty dollars a month to tell Gabriel that he’s a cockhole anywhere, anytime? Yes.