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Tycho / on Wed, Aug 4 2004 at 3:40 pm

I Am In Big Trouble

One of my big problems is that I will often say things that I don’t really mean, simply because I can state whatever it is with precision.  This tends to create a lot of problems for me socially, but at the same time creating a sentence with an undeniably clear purpose - regardless of the purpose itself - produces in me an elation which I find difficult to describe.  I could try to do it now, and I bet it would feel really good, but I actually have a point I’m trying to get across.

Monday’s post is a good example of the phenomenon I’m describing.  I created this alternate universe version of my holy union where our marriage is a cage of despair, certainly I found this very amusing, but it turns out that this concept did not test well with the actual Brenna.  In fact, it enraged her, and with good reason - I described her as a domineering harpy to hundreds of thousands of people. 

She’s not, actually.  The truth of the matter is that I can do pretty much whatever I want because she has her own interests that take up a lot of her time.  The urge to say something inappropriate regarding those interests is really quite strong, but I am restraining it.  Do you see?  This is growth.  You are watching me become a better man.     

To conclude, I am very, very sorry and would like to sleep indoors again.  She is a projection into our universe from the Perfect Dimension and she wears a diadem of radiant gold.


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