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Tycho / on Mon, Dec 24 2007 at 12:00 am

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The Deerly Departed

I understand he’s posting these around his neighborhood, now, and I mean real Gabe, not the jpeg Gabe like you might see sur le web.  If you did find it, I wouldn’t bring it back to him.   The most likely scenario is that he will assume that you’re the one who stole it,
and your "reward" will be a savage karate style maneuver delivered to your "sack of toys."

Someone really did steal his deer, and we explored a kaleidoscope of unique motivations for this depravity.  We also discussed a number of scenarios involving this growing collection.  My favorite involves a glowing menagerie that swells nightly with each villainous heist, until by some secret signal they march into the forest, still impossibly luminous.   

Merry Christmas, you beautiful bastards. 

(CW)TB out.

  i kiss you on the brain

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