One of the many things I am planning to do this weekend, and we'll see what percentage of these things get accomplished, but playing Metroid in the dark sounds real, real good. I'm up to my ass in some kind of discourse about it, there's a talky guy who is or isn't a big deal depending on who you talk to, or… it's ugly? It looks like a PS3 game? That's just what I read. When you become a connoisseur like me, a man of taste and culture installed in the hierarchy of elite sense-making institutions, you start fetishizing a nice HDR implementation over raw triangles. I can't expect you to understand, face down in that ditch, playing Fuck, Marry, Kill but the choice matrix consists of three different rats.
I mean, do whatever you want to with the rats. I'm joking - unless rat interactions are a fundamental part of your dealio, in which case I honor it. At least your thing is in the realm of physicality! I'm out here trying to do one of those three things to light.
I can't even really pretend to be neutral; I've played every game in the series and keep metal renditions of the music on constant rotation. I would be on this shit even if the system pushed a metal spike through my hand at random intervals during play. Most of what I've seen online doesn't seem to have captured the HDR, it doesn't look like it does at home. But it's entirely possible I just want to build a life with Samus - grow old together - and there are certainly more shameful admissions. People were out here trying to fuck geriatric Dragon Age necromancers on main and I literally want to be a stay at home dad for a Metroid. We are not the same, etc.
Oh! And the new "Acquisitions Incorporated: Episode 1" is up now, and I think this is about as good as we can do it.
If you've never seen us do our thing, it's a full reboot so this is a great time to check it out. If you're curious about Daggerheart as a system, let us invite you in - Jeremy Cra wford leverages the system with wicked glee. And if you're curious to see what we can get up to when everything is handmade, well… that's what's happening here. For example: what's a Divine Calculator?
(CW)TB out.
