Our Gabriel has a reputation as a cruel but ultimately still cruel slash malevolent trainer of Pokemon. Without going into a tremendous amount of detail, you know, it's a policy he's retained.
Last night after I retired to my study, I felt myself drawn to a curious volume I'd secured in a lot of books at auction - a box of tomes from the Eberhard estate. I knew more than most about that troubled clan, in particular the appetite of their patriarch Ubel Eberhard for unseemly or forbidden texts. The Codex Coupons or "Book of Savings" as it was known spoke of a time when values would be unleashed upon the Earth - and I fear that time may be upon us. This stanza is pertinent:
Upon this bleak Friday,
His deep prison thaws;
New pins and headphones
Are shook from his maw
There is also a diagram I can reproduce for you here, but I have not had time to translate its mysteries. What could it mean?
Completely separate from all of that, we've got a bunch of cool new stuff on the store that you might like, or you may like for others. Consider spending some time there. The price cut on the A38 + Speaker Tags or the one-two punch of Acquisitions Incorporated and Double Secret Boxes do spring readily to mind.