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Gabe / on Fri, May 9 2003 at 9:30 pm

Go Namco!

Also from Namco

Extreme lesbian Ninja hot oil wrestlers, scheduled for the PlayStation 2 and Microsoft XBox in Q4 2003, is an adrenaline-charged adventure game. These are ultra-mega-super-cool ninja lesbian wrestlers with major attitudes and big breasts who love extreme sports almost as much as they love other super hot lesbian ninja wrestlers. It’s kung-fu meets Tony Hawk meets an inflatable swimming pool full of hot lesbian wrestlers, These ladies are consummate warriors and love makers who have spent years mastering their weapons and honing their tight bodies. In true gravity defying game play, these oiled up lesbian ninja wrestlers can scale buildings, “shred” on extreme rails, fly around, Shoot lasers and shit, Blow stuff up, Run around like they were in the fucking Matrix or some shit. Tear each others clothes off, ride drifting roller spheres and utilize specialized manga-style super anime-power ninja moves to navigate through each dynamic environment.

-Gabe out

Tycho / on Fri, May 9 2003 at 1:57 pm

I’m Sorry, I Thought This Was Funny

Get a load of this press release for Namco’s new game I-Ninja.

I-Ninja, scheduled for the PlayStation 2 and Nintendo GameCube in Q4 2003, is an adrenaline-charged adventure game. An ultra-cool ninja with major attitude meets extreme sports game play, I-Ninja is the consummate warrior who has spent years mastering his weapons and honing his skills. In true gravity defying game play, I-Ninja can scale buildings, “shred” on extreme rails, hover great distances with a “sword copter”, ride drifting roller spheres and utilize specialized manga-style ninja moves to navigate through each dynamic environment.

Sounds bitchin’.

(CW)TB

Gabe / on Fri, May 9 2003 at 1:44 pm

Come see us at E3!

When: Friday May 16th


Where: Kentia Hall, food court.


When: noon

Tycho and I will be there signing stuff and chatting. If you are gonna be at the show come say hi.

-Gabe out

Tycho / on Fri, May 9 2003 at 8:46 am

As Dictated To My Personal Assistant

Sony’s mega-remote, mentioned earlier, is - I am told by many humans - an attempt to replicate the Philips Pronto.  How could I have known?

(CW)TB

Gabe / on Fri, May 9 2003 at 8:29 am

The little people

Homelan has a little interview action with yours truly going on right here. Tycho is a huge star now and cannot be bothered with such trivial things, so he didn’t answer any of the questions. I tried calling him last night to play some Raven Shield but his personal assistant told me that “Mr. Brahe was in the middle of a very important meeting with Mr. Jacuzzifullofladies and was not available for comment.”

-Gabe out




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