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Gabe / on Fri, Jul 4 2003 at 8:26 am

Fuck you

I did spell check it asshole.

-Gabe out

Gabe / on Fri, Jul 4 2003 at 8:24 am


Well my art auction that I mentioned yesterday is still going on for a few more days. I really appreciate those of you bidding exorbitant amounts of money but I want to make sure you understand that if you win the auction, that number you bid represents the amount of real money you will need to pay me. Honestly though I am flattered that so many of you find my work so desirable. Maybe if I wasn’t such a pack rat you’d see auctions like this more often than once ever couple of years.

As I said in the last post the money earned from the auction is going to help pay for our travel to the San Diego comic-con this month. The whole PA crew will be attending this year, including all the wives. We have a very large corner booth this year in an awesome location. We are booth number 3147. We will be there for every single day of the con signing stuff and selling shirts and posters. We don’t have a signing schedule or anything, we will be there all day every day signing whatever you stick in front of us (so long as it does not burn or bite). We will also be unveiling the new and improved Wang Fu T-shirt down there. San Diego will be your first chance to get your hands on this new design. We will also try and have some of our GBA MOD skins available at our booth. Anyway, it’s gonna be a kick ass con so come out and say hi if you can.

-Gabe out

Tycho / on Fri, Jul 4 2003 at 8:19 am

For The Love Of God

Spell check that.


Gabe / on Fri, Jul 4 2003 at 8:04 am

Sign me up

Activision should have started a class action lawsuit against Viacom. Then all of us could have signed on and got some damages from this shit. Something like this maybe?”


1. Plaintiff, on behalf of herself/himself and all others similarly situated, seeks to enjoin the above-named company from their ongoing practice of making shitty Star Trek content. 1 Failure to create compelling Star Trek movies, television shows and books constitutes a breach of contract. In addition, the use of an awesome actor like the one and only Count Bakula in order to get fans to watch an otherwise craptacualr show constitutes a deceptive business practice. Plaintiff brings this Complaint on behalf of a class of similarly-situated dorks and geeks across the country who find themselves paying good money to sit through all the Star Trek crap Viacom has been shitting out recently . In support of her/his Complaint, Plaintiff states as follows:



2. Plaintiff is a geek or dork.

3. Defendant Viacom is an evil Corporation with a principal place of business in a hollowed out moon orbiting the earth and bristling with powerful weaponry, as well as Colorado. Viacom owns and operates, or otherwise controls through a network of subsidiaries, the Star Trek franchise or what is left of it.

4. Viacom is an adequate defendant class representative because, they have a fuck ton of money and they have totally boned Star Trek. In addition, Viacom is motivated to vigorously defend this action given its joint and several, if not ultimate, liability for the acts complained of herein.

-Gabe out

Tycho / on Fri, Jul 4 2003 at 7:54 am


Did I just invent a new word?  Or was it already there?

In any case, the wily group known as “Free-X” has, according to this ZDNet report, released their software only method to hack the Xbox.  Apparently, the only way MS can defend against it is to release a new version of the Dashboard - which is actually fairly easy for them to do, if you have Live.  It has a difficulty index somewhere between flipping a lightswitch and opening a cupboard.


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