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Gabe / on Mon, Jun 16 2003 at 3:00 am

The new comic is up. With no Tycho around to torment I have been forced to turn my attention to my other friends.  I called my buddy Robert a CockMonkey and then made an obscene gesture that involved a lot of thrusting on my part as well as some well choreographed hand motions. His feelings were hurt and I think he might have cried a little, but it just wasn’t the same.

I won’t bore you with another attempt at a news post. Tycho gets back into town today, which means our time together is just about up.  He sent me a post last night so that I could put it up for him today and that is exactly what I’ve done. I would like to say I’ve really enjoyed our time together. Things started off a bit awkward but I think you and I have grown a lot closer over the past two weeks. I feel like we really made a connection. Maybe we can get together again some time, just you and I. We could go see a movie or something, your choice.

Before we get to Tycho’s post, I did have one new item to show you.

I can’t tell you any details yet but I will soon. No it’s not another comic strip or comic book or anything like that. It’s something much more…um, traditional.

-Gabe out

Gabe / on Fri, Jun 13 2003 at 1:37 pm


Thank you TriQuad for pointing me towards this great interview with Dan Brown, the Author of THE DAVINCI CODE.

Some of you who read the book mailed me about the comments in the book regarding Davinci’s Last Supper painting. I found a great site with some really good pictures of the painting post restoration. Those of you who read the book should be able to see many of the hidden messages the book talks about in the pictures on that page. I don’t want to ruin anything for those of you who have not read the book yet so I’ll just leave it at that.

-Gabe out

Gabe / on Fri, Jun 13 2003 at 11:51 am

The tournament is full!


We are full up for the Soul Calibur 2 Tourney. We have 64 players now which is a pretty big group. We will be posting a list of everyone’s gaming handle here shortly. We’d like for you all to check in a half hour before the tournament starts. That means be there at 5:30.

Keep in mind there will still be plenty of gaming to be had all day even if you don’t play in the tourney.

-Gabe out

Gabe / on Fri, Jun 13 2003 at 8:32 am

Legos Legos Legos

Two things:

1. The plural of Lego is still Lego. Thank you to everyone who wrote in to tell me that. No I’m not gonna change it. I have never in my life heard anyone refer to a box of Legos as a box of Lego. I don’t care if it’s the correct way to say it, no one uses it that way.

2. Insects taking a bite out of Tycho’s coin purse, now that is pretty damn funny. I hope he didn’t give those bugs any diseases.

-Gabe out

Tycho / on Fri, Jun 13 2003 at 6:13 am

It’s Fun When Your Balls Swell

I keep hoping I’ll see that fuckhole Rick Steves while I’m over here.  Yes, that Rick Steves, PBS Rick Steves, Mr. Knows All About Europe, I’m Going To Punch Him In The Face Rick Steves.

We’ve got one of his travel books with us, a real treasure trove of fucking wisdom.  If you turn to the last page of the book, you can see ads for a series he calls “Europe Through The Back Door,” promising a host of exciting Back Door Tours.  It probably wouldn’t hurt him to ask his hip young nephew whether or not his new book titles contain references to anal sex. 

We did not have a very high opinion of Venice, and we were glad to leave it on a train for Munich a few days ago.  The thing is, it wasn’t even Venice’s fault.  I blame Dick Steves. 

We were staying in a hotel that was about 100 Euro a night, which is to say about a million US dollars.  Keep in mind that this is a hotel we found in his Book Of Lies.  When we went in to get our key, we saw that there was even a Rick Steves tour staying in the hotel, and since this was when we still liked him we thought this was a good sign. 

We became very itchy in the night.  I thought I was just hot, but it eventually became so intense that I turned the light on and threw back the sheet.  What I saw were black columns of insects lining up to take a bite of my business.  Me, I mean, that’s how I would write about it.  Ants were biting my balls.  That cockjockey Steves would probably say some shit about Discovering Venice’s Tiniest Citizens.  I’m going to choke him with a belt.   


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