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Gabe / on Wed, Mar 6 2002 at 8:47 am

Two things to keep in mind when sampling today’s product:  one, I love Warlords.  It’s got these cool castles, and you have to kind of bounce these things.  Two: due to lack of sleep, poor diet, or some commingling of the two, dreaded Continuity has us at a disadvantage.  We will do our best to cast off its deleterious effects by Friday - but we promise nothing! 

I wrote a lot in this space for a very long time about Monday’s comic, and what I’m sure people thought were their erudite responses to it.  Then, as I was wrapping it up - that is to say, finishing it, not wrapping it as such - I received a fairly hum-drum bit of hate mail.  I initially included it on the page here, but I can’t recall why.  You may rest assured that it dealt largely with my homosexuality.

Then, as I deleted everything I’d written on the off chance that it might entertain him, it occurred to me:  What a bright-red bucket of fun this is.  I endeavored primarily to inform with my post, to lay out a variety of perspectives on the issue, with links to no less than three fairly robust discussions I thought would be more revealing than any I might pantomime here with you.  The main issue for me - the chilling effect that often accompanies these roving packs of rapacious lawyers, off the leash and on the prowl - came across as well as I could do it, i.e., I managed to incorporate both dogs and coats.  I marked the date on my calendar, appending a small note which read:  “Dogs/Coats, Wr. Jat Mips.”  The first part seems clear enough, and I’d say that “you just had to be there” re: the Jat Mips issue, except that I was there, and it still doesn’t make any fucking sense.     

I can’t seem to write anything at the moment.  Well, that’s not true.  I can’t seem to write anything I don’t delete immediately afterward. 

(CW)TB out.


Tycho / on Mon, Mar 4 2002 at 3:55 pm


(Longer, deeper sigh.)


Gabe / on Mon, Mar 4 2002 at 3:35 pm

like stuff should be like totally free man!

I would say that I get around 10 or so requests each week to sign some wacky petition. I have never signed a single one. I especially wasn’t about to sign a petition asking me to boycott fucking Blizzard. I mean what the hell? They have delivered some of the finest gaming experiences since the mid nineties and you want me to boycott them because they are making an effort to protect their copyrighted material? I know some people out there are gonna use the product for legitimate purposes. But the majority of people are going to use the thing to play pirated software. I don’t care if they did ask Blizzard to allow them to implement CD key checks. Blizzard doesn’t want them making the product period, and that is their right.  I read all the posts on Slashdot talking about the purity of code and how information should be free. I have a message for all these hacky sack playing Volkswagen owners. They can read it on their Apple iBook’s brilliant 14.1-inch TFT XGA active-matrix display. “Fuck you hippy, get a haircut!” In all their frenzy they seem to have forgotten something most of us learn when we are old enough to walk. You shouldn’t steal. Sure shit should be free, I agree one hundred percent. But what if it’s your shit? It’s a fantastic idea until people start taking your work. I can’t count the number of times I have seen my artwork in other people’s galleries or posted in forums with their fucking name at the bottom. People get this bug up their ass about how the internet is for the free trading of information and it’s all just code man. That’s bullshit. My creative work is not free information. I salute Blizzard for what they did. You need to go after these fucking people whenever and wherever you can. I’m glad they sent a cease and desist letter. Hell if it was me, I woulda sent the letter and man over to their house to punch them all in the dick.

In Blizzard related news I have a new piece of Gabeart finished and ready for your perusal. Feel free to click on the thumbnail below to enjoy the full sized image.

From what I have seen of War Craft 3 I am really impressed. It just looks so damn good. When I saw this Demon Hunter for the first time I knew I had to draw him. 

In PA related news we are still blowing out the remaining stock of hard cover books for the super low price of just $19.95. Jesus I sound like on of those furniture store commercials. Why the fuck would anyone ever get into the furniture business? I mean every goddamned commercial for one of those places has them lamenting the loss of their lease and liquidating all their remaining stock.

I guess they filled the Japanese Xbox’s CD tray with tiny razor blades that cut giant gashes through your games. So that sucks.

Here is a really interesting site I saw linked in our very own forum. This guy has video game shit I’ve never even heard of.

People always ask me where they can buy their own arcade machine. I personally got mine at a local arcade that was remodeling. However if you are looking for a place online you should check out Arcade Infinity. They have some pretty cool looking machines.

-Gabe out

anon / on Mon, Mar 4 2002 at 2:12 pm

Clan Prancing Pony 4 Life!

It seems Tycho has been remiss in his sacred hosting duties, which is sad, but not unexpected.  I’ll instruct Batjew to begin the beatings.

During one of our top secret brainstorming sessions, Tycho, Gabriel, and myself gave birth to an idea so grand that we knew immediately we could not keep it to ourselves… truly, it would be our gift to mankind.  We would construct a laser—a laser that burns like the sun—and use it to draw a giant wang on the moon.  Unfortunately, after some quick budgeting, we realized we lacked the resources to make this dream a reality, so instead we decided to move on our idea for a Medal of Honor mod.

We need a relatively experienced modder who can tackle a MoH project for us.  The project is really quite simple, almost too simple to call a mod, in fact… I can’t imagine it taking a skilled programmer longer than a day or two.  If you think you’ve got the mad skillz, by all means, apply within!

(PP)Safety Monkey out.

Tycho / on Mon, Mar 4 2002 at 2:00 pm

Guess That Movie

Did IQ’s just drop sharply while I was away?


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