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Tycho / on Wed, Jan 28 2004 at 7:55 pm

What The Hell Are You Talking About

Healthy sheen?

Man, I didn’t even know you were trying to grow a beard until you made a big show of pointing at it and sort of looking down.  Let’s take your descriptors one by one. 

Lush:  No.

Full:  No.

It’s not either of those things.  I’ve seen you stroke that single hair over and over, like a bird trying to coax out a worm. 

I’m not sure what you meant to accomplish by bringing up my own head - that I’m not a “Hair Expert” or something?  That I don’t know it’s secret ways?  It certainly seems to elude your chin, maybe there is something mysterious about it after all.


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