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Tycho / on Mon, Sep 26 2005 at 1:20 pm


Before the convention itself got underway, Foolscap guest of honor Harlan Ellison was savaged by a parrot.

The story morphed somewhat throughout the event.  The most marked departure from the canonical version was that Harlan Ellison had actually been raped by the parrot. 

I don’t hold to that account. 

He didn’t appear any worse for wear, although I am told that the bird’s vocabulary is now studded with profanities, dark oaths, and shrieks of mortal pain.


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