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It turns out that very, very soon after Christmas all the stuff that was impossible to get just before that material and psychological wall is fucking omnipresent. I always do feel a certain resentment toward that which is engineered to be loved; even as a love it, I feel the teeth of the trap on my calf. The resentment is never more than the love, though. It’s a human flaw I would never remove.
I have a ton of business stuff to get through! Please endure it.
Hey! For the Acquisitions Incorporated enthusiast in your life, which could actually be you, extend your holiday mirth with the Acquisitions Incorporated Holiday Special! There’s a couple ways you can get at this motherfucker. First, it’s five bucks for the HD version, because Louis CK sells things for five bucks. That’s as sophisticated as my thinking was there. And it’s on Amazon, specifically, Amazon Prime in these locations, which means it might actually be free for you! O_o
Anywhere else on the Earth? We’ve got you covered there, too, via Vimeo - that option has blanketed the rest of our globe in the warmth of the holiday hearth. It seems like people really enjoyed it, and we enjoyed making it. Historically, that’s a configuration poised for success.
Also! We have a 15% off sale on all Merch-Merch, no coupon required or nothin’. Standout items include the horrifying, reversible, skull-eating hat and the hoodie, which has one of my favorite designs by Kiko. Enjoy!