So, maybe it's a Valentine's Week sale. Anywho, there's a ton of our designers' incredible work whose prices have beem grievously slashed and perhaps even seriously injured! I'm going to call out a couple of the things I think are especially cool/delicious:
For the price-conscious Acquisitions Incorporated devotee, there are deep-ass cuts broadly. But for a deeper sort of cut, a metaphorical one, our official "creature feature" series of grindhouse takes on classic D&D monsters are now juicily priced. I'm talking about these here:
We've got Dawn of the Demogorgon, The Hand Of Vecna, and Gelatinous Cube Attacks! At least two of these might double as sacred raiment for the Stranger Things fandom. There are also tank versions of each of those in the store, all of which bear the same tell-tale mark of savings. Dabe's official Magic: The Gathering Line for Kamigawa is cheaper as well, if you had your eye on those. Saw a lot of them at PAX Unplugged.
We also make very cool hoodies, and there is an opportunity here to secure one mysteriously. The process will be more or less the same as you expected, but the hoodie will be a surprise, and It's Goddamn near half price! Let Jesus take this particular wheel from you, and save again - like you did last summer.
Our Double Secret Boxes - the DSBs - have returned with a sultry, seasonal twist. I probably shouldn't say anything, but there is some hot shit hiding in this year's crop. Consider it.
These Mystery Pin Sets, drawn from our decade-long legacy of pin production, are just like the Mystery Hoodie, but for pins. Right? You get it. There is a Mystery Tee option as well, for those in the readership with torsos.
Oh! Okay, I just added this one because I didn't see it! Our first volume of poetry, Lexcalibur, is SUPER cheap at like eight dollars! There are also the shirts we made for The Youth at that time, featuring Mike's cool art. Here's a link that will show you all the stuff!