I think Gabe has wanted to draw Asmongold for awhile, and generally these days the thing that keeps him from doing it is that he doesn't want to draw attention to the target. Except the target in this case is one of the biggest streamers on planet Earth. He can't actually be obscured; the strip is about his most recent fourteen day ban, but having been banned as often as he is, this is just part of the business model. The video he made in response to the ban will probably have three million views by the end of the day. You get kicked out of one place, and somebody else is always there to monetize your riposte. YouTube, generally - Streamer Switzerland.
I assume this is why broadcasters once required a license, that access to the public commons was gated by… something. Anything! He doesn't even know why he was banned, but it's assumed to be on account of him saying that you should shoot kids if they cross a border. That's not something I had considered and it's a really weird thing for this filthy, utterly rootless demigod to say.
The rewards for those brave enough to promote child murder are profound - his taxes alone are a multiple of my annual salary. And if you're revolted by this wickedness, don't worry - there's an anti-product on tap to capture and redirect you. The Doomed Yaoi of Hasan and Asmongold just rotates there in space, generating gravity. I'm really starting to feel Managed by these creatures; hand in hand as Locke and Demosthenes, they are the fence which describes the boundaries of the discourse. The whole thing feels like an op.
I need these two to fuck and get it over with.
(CW)TB out.
