Bidet Normalization continues apace. I know many who have fallen prey to these sorcerous fonts, and their promise of a truer clean, but there is no way to utilize these magicks and remain pure. Shrug emoji, I don't make the rules, etc.
For further meditations on this topic, behold today's harrowing strip, and hear the tale essentially as it was told to me in real life because it's completely true. I think he was telling it to me in confidence, but you should not try to tell me funny things in confidence during the writing process because I'm gonna make that the comic. I think he's doing better now but for a couple days he did have to crawl from room to room on his belly like a snake.
This afternoon at 2pm PDT, I'm gonna warm up the ol' stream box for Golgolfa - some Mario Golf: Super Rush to revitalize the senses, with my ol' pal/fiercest rival Gary Whitta stopping in at about half two. But that's only the hors d'oeuvres course!!!
Join us at 4pm - or simply remain in the channel you were already in - for the next thrilling episode of Acquisitions Incorporated: The "C" Team. The Collections Agency, Certainty Dran's parallel company devoted to the rescue of The "C" Team Proper, returns in prosecution of their noble task. Revels and revelations abound in tonight's episode, brought to you by our stalwart allies at Idle Champions, Level Up Dice, and Elderwood Academy. And do stop by the gift shop!