Gabriel is the Satan of this age, an electronic devil, and he stole victory from me before because he is a liar and a cheater and I hate him. But that is IN THE PAST. Because the next time we battle For The Watch, the field is Gears of War - a game I take very, very seriously. The highlight reel is just going to be me grinding through his torso with the chainsaw gun over and over. The Chainsaw Gun is called a Lancer, by the way. That's how you know I'm for fucking real.