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Tycho / on Fri, May 1 2020 at 12:43 pm

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Assassin’s Swede

There are fully four versions of Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, and it’s crucial to know that the Ultimate version isn’t even the most complete one.  It’s the one right before the Collector’s Edition, so, I mean, technically it’s the Penultimate Edition but whatever.

I’ve been gone for a while from this series, getting out after Unity, which really should have been exquisite but was really, really okay.  I recall the videos going around at the time, with people’s eyes and teeth, you know… outside their faces, but I never really experienced much of the technical side of it.  The hero is really important in these games, and they forgot to include one.  Maybe it’s better in the original French.

I’m coming back for this one, though.  Watching Gabe play Odyssey got me most of the way there - the urge to traverse that old loop started to stir after a long while.  Now I just gotta pick a version.

I’ve been acting as a Spotter for Graab while he’s racing, handy in any motorsport format but fundamental on the Oval.  You can see the “big benefits” here in this clip from last night’s offering, while we’re looking at the tape from the race:

Gabir Motorsport, a proud member of the Dragon Race Team China family, is already turning heads as their second season begins - new sponsors, a new car, and striking new livery indicate that this is a new year for the team.  Anything’s possible.  New engineer Vasily Sokolov has been head down since the summer, and only the sounds of the CNC machine emerge from his bay - are we be looking at a striking reinvention of last season’s Wyvern Mobility Platform?  And who will slide into the reserve driver slot, so recently vacated by Hong Liao?  Find out on today’s episode, streaming live at 2pm PDT, and until then - stay #HongStrong.

(CW)TB out.


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