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Tycho / on Fri, Jan 22 2021 at 12:01 am

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Burst Fire

A return to more commonplace horrors. Although, even this strip is essentially a documentary. We had a lot of rituals custom to the Olive Garden - styled "The OG" - and it was a place of comfort and solace but also of infinite soup and bread sceptres. Occasionally you will see a listicle situation online where it's suggested that Number 7 Will Shock You. The tale of the dark energies that coursed through him, desperate for release, a veritable Tour of Shitaly, shocked me like Number 7 might have if I'd actually clicked through and read it. It sounded pretty bad.

The Management of Motorsports returns this afternoon to The Channel. A last lap miscommunication between the Pit Crew and Management resulted in a heartbreaker finish for Enriqua Lara. Hong was doing whatever Hong was doing, it was fine - but a podium miss around complexities at the tail end of the race was a shocking hit to morale. New policies are being put in place, and a new management backend engineered to smooth these issues. Consultants have been fired, and new consultants with more commanding hairstyles have been brought in. In the meantime, how will Gabir Motors - proud member of the Dragon Race Team China - fare in the upcoming race? Join us and find out, today at 2pm PDT.

(CW)TB out.


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