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PAX East Indie Showcase

By Tycho – February 21, 2014

It may not be apparent outside of my own mind, but the "PEIS" has a specific mission to promote games on mobile. PAX10 is more broad. But mobile is an especially scary place to make games right now, and I think there's good to be done thereby. Unlike a lot of games at a show like this, a lot of times you can just grab your phone out of your pocket and buy something you like right there. As magic tricks go, that's a pretty good one. This year's impulse purchases include:

Kwisatz Haderach

By Tycho – February 21, 2014

Because he had to spend the week in Spokane, a haunted demiplane universally understood to be a cultural strip-mine, he thought he would "try" Magic to pass the time. "Try" it.

DLC Animated Now Available!

By Tycho – February 21, 2014

One of the "Stretch Groals" for the DLC Kickstarter was that Kris Straub (of Kris Straub fame) would animate some of them. The first installment of this sacred pact is now delivered. He's on the hook for another one of these, but... wow. I really liked this one. I'm starting to wonder if it should be a thing.

MTG

By Gabe – February 20, 2014

Tycho recently got back into Magic the Gathering and at the time I gave him a fair amount of crap for it. This was a game we played in Junior High. Kids with shoe boxes full of cards would congregate outside the band room during lunch and play on the floor. I knew it was still going strong but for some reason I hadn’t given it much thought in years.

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Club PA

By Gabe – February 20, 2014

We launched Club PA with the new site design and the response has been incredible. We honestly can’t thank you guys enough for the support. We have gotten a ton of great feedback on Club PA and it seems like people really dig all the extra content. There are a couple stand out elements that seem to be the biggest hit amongst the Club members.

Numeracy

By Tycho – February 19, 2014

Talking with Kenneth, our Server Dude Cyber-Warlock Person, his fantasy for Titanfall is what you might call a "Reverse Dust" which sounds like a skateboard trick. The purpose of Dust 514 (multiplayer shooter) is to embroider the heretofore largely theoretical elsewheres of EVE Online (multiplayer treachery engine). But the realities of their Heinlein-derived "weaponized orbital factory that shoots warbots" are something long to manage logistically! I want to make sure the breakrooms are constantly topped-off snackwise. Just imagine the spreadsheets.

Titanfall

By Gabe – February 19, 2014

I’m in Spokane this week to visit family and get some work done on my tattoo. Coming over here isn’t my favorite thing in the world but I brought plenty of stuff to do. I’m playing Spell Quest on my iPad, Muramasa Rebirth on my Vita, and Loadout on my Surface Pro. With all that at my fingertips I’ve hardly had to interact with human beings at all!

New Humble Bumble (Elebbin)

By Tycho – February 18, 2014

Even if I don't grab a specific bundle, I always watch the video which accompanies the bundle. It's, like... a thing. I like the syncopation of DRM Free and Helps Chari-Tee, both as they are presented verbally but also that these are two things to value. This one has Antichamber, Swapper, and Monaco, any one of which would be worth a multiple of the average; it's also got Austin Wintory's fucking piano shit from Monaco, and more besides. It's a bruising, vicious bundle, and should you forego it, I will be forced to mutter ineffectually under my breath.

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The Hot Seat

By Tycho – February 17, 2014

It's true, everybody is talking about Titanfall. Today's strip is about Titanfall. It's entirely possible that Wednesday's comic is also about Titanfall (it's about Titanfall). I can help you understand: it is because games are almost never as good as you want them to be.

Force Multiplier

By Tycho – February 14, 2014

While we waited for the Titanfall Beta to accrete, we talked about our Valentine's Day plans. Or, I should say that he talked about his plans. I have a very hard time with things like that. It's no excuse, or it is an excuse, but not one that bears any kind of explicatory power and will not result in any kind of authentic amelioration. I freeze up to this day when it comes to any kind of scheduled romantic overture. You can get married, have two children, and still experience "first-date" style paralytic events!

The Old Ways

By Tycho – February 12, 2014

We were sorta going over all the stuff we've been occupying ourselves with, trying to figure out which one of them might present a handle or might be transmuted into jpeg form - Loadout maybe, we've been playing that. Then I mentioned that I had, inexplicably, decided to become a Planeswalker or whatever. That's when he took the opportunity to card-shame, but I know absolutely every Goddamned thing about him. The ordnance lobbed in the strip was delivered because it would be effective; it's by no means the largest payload I have. There are profundities within profundities.

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California Streamin'

By Gabe – February 11, 2014

We have had a bunch of requests for a co-op game that Tycho and I can play together during a stream. So today we will fire up the Lego Movie Video game. Look for us to start around 2:00 pm PST.

The new site!

By Gabe – February 11, 2014

The new site hit last night and we've been following all the feedback. The site is new and will get plenty of updates and tweaks as time goes on so if you’re not digging it, I would urge you do be patient and see how things shake out. With that said, you can always bookmark the http://www.penny-arcade.com/news page for a more familiar experience. This page gives you all the newsposts with full text and you’re just one click away from the comic strip.

Club PA

By Gabe – February 10, 2014

Club PA is back! It’s not exactly like it used to be a decade ago though and so I wanted to break down for you exactly how this is gonna work and what Club PA members can look forward to.

Viral

By Tycho – February 10, 2014

You can still go and rate the game however you want to, but the way that Dungeon Keeper pretends to gate reviews is funny. It's funny! I don't know how bad it actually is in toto, but it absolutely one hundred percent looks fucking bad. Everyone, indeed, every organism would do this if they thought they could.