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Tycho / on Wed, Jun 20 2018 at 10:41 am

I think I might know sort of what people were trying to say, but I’m still pretty a pretty young Paladins player so I see a lot of things where it’s like…  what bin does this go in?  Is this a play suggestion?  Or is it just a racist epithet I haven’t seen yet?

There is no way to know.

You can see me there as Furia, a rad healer with a gun-sword who summons pillars of hot judgment, and Gabe as Terminus who is an Axe Man with a self-rez.  We have discovered a truly odd bug where when he comes back and kills four or more people, the server freezes.  Usually it sends us all back to the menu, but once when he did that it took us to a victory screen.  Bug… or feature?!

In the vein of the Bus Stimulator 2018 strip and post, boy oh boy do I have a treat for you.  Get ready to shit, motherfuckers.  Farming Simulator 19 finally has John Deere tractors.

Not having John Deere tractors seems like a huge oversight.  I can’t think of a single other company that even makes tractors.  I assume people in previous games were just harvesting wheat with a scythe.  If you saw the Bus Simulator video - and you should have - that one was a produced, aspirational affair.  It’s impossible to know precisely how much of that joy leapt from an authentic heart.  This John Deere shit is all streamers watching the E3 trailer just fuckin’ losing it. I long to be this… full, this complete, at some point in my life.  I want to find my John Deere.

(CW)TB out.


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