The Mario Marathon has been marathonning Mario in support of Child's Play for a thousand Earth years. Now they're getting into the home stretch on their 2017 run, with some Super Mario Sunshine. Check 'em out!

I am typing this at Disney World. They have invented a kind of magnet that works on money, here, and it works really, really well. They have a kind of watch you wear that doesn't tell time, but does allow you to spend money in an almost frictionless way and I have. I'm glad that I came down right after the C Team but came home before our Warmachine show we do with Privateer Press, because it provided a kind of upper bound on my losses. Also, they have a root beer float you can get by the pool only it's not root beer it's Guinness. A dangerous juxtaposition.

It's quite true: in the near future, Mike Krahulik will be running Acquisitions Incorporated: The "C" Team for an unforgettable one shot tabletop experience to remember dot com. I know what he's planning on doing, and it is not dumb but is in fact super rad. I knew shit had gotten real when he said that he had to go to Michaels. And I don't mean his house. I mean like this Michaels.

After Gabriel tried Arms during the Global Test Punch and bounced completely off the experience, I did my best to advocate for the game. There's something here, I said. Discrete, particular hands are an illusion, I said - the hand is a mutable concept. There's a way to mash buttons playing the game but that's not where it tops out. It looks goofy as hell, but don't be fooled.

I would have thought that Escape Rooms would be the kind of nerd shit that wouldn't catch.

I love Professor Layton and I love Ace Attorney. Gabriel does not. And it turns out that if you put both of those games together he likes them even less.

I'm not even interested in peeling the Exclusivity onion. The only medicine for these Goddamn maneuvers is to tend a fucking menagerie of consoles so that you can never be flanked by these beasts. Here is our exxxclusive guide to exclusivity - only at Pronny Urcrod Dort Crim.

Brenna went out and saw Wonder Woman last night, and was enraptured; I am given to understand that evil did not endure. Gabreel only had single problem with the film that I know about, and we had to make it up for the strip.

Battleborn just went free-to-play-but-not-really-it's-just-a-perpetual-free-trial-and-alternative-business-model-which-I-can't-meaningfully-distinguish-from-f2p, or something, and maybe that'll work for them. Games go free with varying levels of success; Star Wars: the Old Republic is often hailed as an optimal example, though it's starting to become clear to me that many of my friends are super into ESO. Retail launch for these service-product chimaerae looks more and more like the the disposable first stage of a rocket.

We started doing it for PAX Aus with some cool, unique stuff you can throw into your cart with your tickets, and we have some items we're trying out for PAX Prime I Mean West:

This didn't happen to us; it happened to one of our crew. Specifically, our Engineer.

Kiko asked me if Star Trek: Bridge Crew was VR's "Killer App." I could hear the quotation marks around Killer App; he was trying to create a kind of ironic gully around the term. But he also really wanted to know if it was the Killer App. I'll tell you what I told him.

One year at PAX Aus, Kristin (whose work you absolutely know from PAX and Child's Play) was splitting a room with Kiko. Whenever she was not ensuring the utmost experience for attendees, she was shotgunning episodes of Supernatural. The more I tugged on this thread, the more I discovered that… Supernaturality was everywhere. And its agents were implanted deep, deep in the office.

Morak was talking to me about a new documentary he had enjoyed on The Hulus called Batman And Bill. It's rare that a documentary gets made that is so applicable to what we specifically do, because what we do is so weird. We have a podcast about this strip, which talks around most of the specific topics, but I couldn't have him not talk about it because the core story was so heartbreaking.

I have used the dock for my Switch… twice, I think. I'm ready to play games there, I'm not opposed to it on moral grounds, but for the time being at least the Nintendo Switch is a machine whose purpose it is to ride through life with me, like a sidecar, while I busy myself making motorcycle metaphors.

Wizards of the Coast is doing an event called Stream of Annihilation to kick off the new stuff they've got going, some of which was teased in the Acquisitions Incorporated Live game from PAX East. They're essentially operating a kind of online convention you can attend June 2nd and 3rd, with twelve hours of programming per day. They've pulled out all the stops on the talent side, it's a little ridiculous: The HighRollers, Misscliks, and more.